Probably a stupid headset question..

Shame there Bruneep… Means I get 17…

Missed the boat ….AGAIN!!!

Ah well gives me time to plan this one.

Damn – I knew I shouldn't have gone to bed….

felicitations from New Zealand 😛

I've just swapped my forks between bikes without removing the crown races.

More tea anyone?

Thanks but I'm just about to make a coffee.

Milk and two, any biscuits?

hob nob?

ginger nut

or a bourbon

ginger nut

Think carefully:

The fat:protein ratio is soooooo un XC jeyboywhippet

so if we eat to many do we need ot get a reinforced crown race mmmmm where would we get one of them from?

Can I just say this is the second time I've been on page 17?

Can I just say this is the second time I've been on page 17?

I'm not stopping you.

Out riding last night and it started to rain. Presumably due to industrial pollution from the adjoining smog-blighted wastelands of Lancashire, the rain was soooo acidic, that little ring thing that sits at the bottom of my headset and on top of me fork crown (what they called again?) – anyway, to cut a dull story short, it dissolved.
Being a sustainably minded eco-warrier I fashioned this from trailside Blackthorn:

I reckon I could be onto a winner – thought I'd call it the 'Crown of Thorns'. What do y'aal think?

All I need now is a globally recogniseable celebrity to wear it in my advertising and I'll be rich I tell thee.

Who could I sign up I wonder – time is short, I want to get max exposure over the Easter break……

Beckham's not doing much for the next few months.
Failing that, simonfbarnes?

I was really thinking loin cloth and beard……?

Yeah…simonfbarnes.

sfb in a loincloth?

The boggies would crucify him!

He would be a GOD!

[rubs eyes]

so, been away for three weeks… did i miss much?

Can I chip in.?

Bugger i missed the 666 but do i get the next page?

Nope.

No i didn't, bugger

Ah well one can try

Cough

I bet this isn't it…..

17×40 = 680.

Taking an early night. Keep up the good work.

Ca plan pour moi

me

moi

ego

I

Lanky git

wait for it…