So anyway right… you know how Obama (perhaps with the help of a slightly coy UK) has been using drones on a fairly regular basis for ‘targeted kills’ in a variety of countries; is that war, or just heavy global policing?
Could drones be the solution here, reducing casualties to a minimum and only nailing the extremely nasty types…
Better still, could we just leave it to the US to clean up this time, given their vast military spending, surely they have the hardware to sort this mess
Or best solution I can think of; if they reassigned the money currently set aside for military hardware to instead fund aid and encourage leisure for all involved in the conflict, perhaps they could rehabilitate all the baddies into fine young men, who skip merrily with unicorns and trade oil for Mcdonalds vouchers and Coca-cola