This is Meatball. She is 7, very friendly and chilled and a bit of a Princess.
Her major pain in the arse is Mr Helen* who chases her around a lot as he is only a wee kitten (6 months old). He is greedy, a **** and totally adorable.
Head stuck in a bin after fishing for my AirBnB guest’s tampon
Step 1: poop
Step 2: wait for flies to gather round poop
Step 3: eat the flies
Self applied makeup.
* There has been some confusion over his sex, this has led to a gender identity journey that we support him on fully
The toilet paper is kept in a cupboard now
Asleep while sitting up
Eats curry
The Derp
They get on so well
They actually do