I pretend I’m a contestant on The Apprentice by putting it on speakerphone and hold the phone horizontally near my mouth, speaking into the charge port
I take this as an easy visual clue to the holder of said phone being a ****. It is however quite distressing there is pretty much an entire generation growing up who seem to think this is how you do it (if they are ever able to summon up the courage to talk on a phone without getting ‘triggered’).
Product designers working for phone companies across the globe must look at the way people do that and just want to poke themselves in the eye. Worse, there is a future generation of phone designers on their way who have only held their phone like a **** and are going to design out the ability to hold your phone like a boomer and make us all look like **** too!