Boris was a vote winner at the last election, in the red wall seats in particular. Got Brexit done, high japes, whizzo laugh, few off-colour jokes and job’s a good’un. DomCum sat behind the curtain to keep it vaguely on track. Majority secured and increased, thanks a lot.
Now the curtain’s back, and the wizard’s been sacked. And Borisis revealed as a nasty self-serving, rule adjusting snout in the trough at our expense and he’s laughing at you all because he doesn’t care. And he’s not even good at the job to keep his own people on side.
I feel so sorry for the party – he’s a liability in office, and any of the names above would be a more competent leader or pm than him. But would the red wall vote for them? Such a problem, poor tories.