big_n_daft – Member
…they must be mapping you for a reason…
For the same reasons the USA has mapped the world. If you can manage to make the Russians and Americans invade simultaneously, we can sell them deep fried Mars bars. Bargain, 1 groat each.
Aye, we’re doomed. What do we we know about running our own country? Too dumb to have our own navy, army or airforce like any other independent country, och aye, and all those enemies poised to invade us tomorrow and all.
Maybe we need a big powerful friend? Mmmm how about the rUK? Nah, they’re nae good, their high heid yins canna even afford to put planes on their aircraft carriers, gone an sacked half their army, bit of a joke really.
Nah, mibbe we’re better doing it oorsells, cannae be worse.