Sure thing mundiesmiester, you’ve got them bang to rights. It’s only Celtic and Rangers fans who dislike each other. Imagine football clubs in the same league cultivating a rivalry. Tsk!
Of course, the fans of diddy teams from Scotland’s most provincial and parochial backwaters all skip hand in hand to the game through fields of daisies, brandishing their Highers in ecumenism and singing Doh-a-deer. St Mirren fans. Morton fans. Hertz. Hibs. Auchinleck, Cumnock. All pyoor fraternal and Corinthian byraway. Just don’t get them started on the English, the hypocritical shower of Farquhars.
