oh this is shite…..

Puts down lunch…

you want fries with that?

In your case we might recommend use of the jetwash, just be careful where you are blasting everything

Throws peanut butter sandwich in bin…..cheers for that.

and people complain about cats shitting in gardens. I know what I think is worse.

just thank yourself lucky you haven’t got a puncture in that back wheel as well…

Don’t get poo on my new bike when you take it for a test ride…!!!

that’s a ‘hands on’ experience i could probably do without

To any of you’s who opened this while eating your lunch…. The clue was in the title.

OP. This is the creator’s message to you never to ride with the lever of your skewer in that position. Tuck it away where it won’t get caught on shit, or collect some as you ride…

😉

So Paula Radcliffe’s doing triathlons now?

Eurgh…

I went on a nice summer bike ride with my wife…i was going to take her on her first ‘long’ and ‘challenging’ ride to the North Downs, rather than the normal pootles down the Thames Path.

We got a couple of miles in and i could smell poo…as we’d just cycled past a poo bin i assumed it was that.

Then i noticed slimey poo up my leg, on/in/all over my shoes, and incasing my peddles. Ended up trying to wash my leg and bike in a puddle but couldn’t get rid of the stink so ended up going home. My MiL woudn’t let me near the house.

I like dogs but hate inconsiderate owners.

I agree, that is sh1t, your bike has gears!

arrr yes, gears. Now the excuse I have is that I am not only being a bit sissy, a bit injured too… but I was also scoping out the ssuk2013 route, and it has big climbs, and I was feeling lazy so I walked most of them anyway. So didnt really use the gears.

have I got way with that?

What’s that story about the bloke who got sprayed with s%^& from his front wheel? After further inspection, he said to his mate “I didn’t know dogs ate sweetcorn?!?”. 😆

Puts down lunch…

Bring up lunch

Salsa? is that a salsa lever?

geddit, it’s a QR/sauce pun.. oh n/m.

smifff. well done, there are not many opportunities for cycling component and sauce puns.

Did you do the sniff test to make sure?

oh this is shite…..

is this going to be a new sticker

and your jockey wheel is gunked up too

You’ve carelessly got some gears on your poo bike.

northwind…. shite attracts shite

I guess that’s why Hope call it Sh1t Shifter

Healthy dog.

I have had it splatter over my head from the back wheel on a bmx (sitting down) and land on the bars next to the grip. I thought someone was throwing it and shouted ‘who TF is flinging sh*t$?!’ After we stopped and noticed that nobody was around to do such an awful thing, it was also found on the rear tyre.

The splattering is your own fault though. You were checking stuff out and laid the bike where the dog laid the egg!

cybm, can you do a sticker that looks like dog shit?

seems to put people off touching your bike..would be a good thieving_scrote deterrant

Did you seize the opportunity to pretend to taste some, & confirm that it was indeed from a labrador ?

martinxyz… not from laying the bike down, it was also splattered under the down tube and the BB and the stays. That is a fluke of flying poo.

I quite often ride through Horsey poo, don’t look like that though and is rarely that soft.

I’d check under the saddle too..

I had a big chunk on my water bottle the other day, was about to take a swig, just caught a whiff before I jammed it in my mouth and managed to recoil in time.

Last week, on the last 10 metres of a 2hr ride, a large lump of dog poo flicked up and landed on my saddle without me realising…I then sat down!

Possibly them most disgusting thing I’ve ever had happen to me. Had to be hosed down in the back yard. F****g dog owners that don’t pick up after their dogs!!!!!!!

That is **** gross dude!

cybm, can you do a sticker that looks like dog shit?

seems to put people off touching your bike..would be a good thieving_scrote deterrant

Or… Just use the real thing. Strategically placed poo smears, nuggets, and always ride upwind.

Its a Win/Win deal, surely ?.

oh this is shite…..

Or peanut-butter (smooth)

also scoping out the ssuk2013 route,

don’t forget the christmas tree air fresheners along the route like the 2010 SSEC to keep the smell of dog toffee at bay 😀

scoping out the ssuk2013 route, and it has big climbs

but you get to Jurassic coast down the other side 😆

Mule: Might cancel the race and we can have a pun-off instead… Good work