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  • Not Another Nicked Ibis Mojo!!
  • moz
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    ur all sad and i advise u to go crawl back in ya mamma's arse!

    llamafarmer
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    moz – Member
    ur all sad and i advise u to go crawl back in ya mamma's arse

    Oh he went there!

    warton
    Free Member

    crawl back in ya mammas arse

    did you do biology at school mozza?

    llamafarmer
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    Lester
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    Moz what musnt you say in a gay pub, would you like me to push your stool in for you.
    Moz now you have sold them both you can tell us where you got them! is it ok to tell your green frame buyer about this forum and this post

    TimP
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    Can I just say this thread is rad to the power of sick

    Continue…

    barnsleymitch
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    My 'mamma' died last year, which would open up a (somewhat necrophilic) can of worms. Moz, if you (a) exist, and (b) are from Leeds, why do you talk like you're fresh outta Compton? Or am I just not down with the kids anymore?

    firestarter
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    oh they talk the talk round cross flatts park 😉 not like thee mitch appen

    druidh
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    Anyone else waiting, finger poised, for the magic 500th post?

    backhander
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    ur all sad and i advise u to go crawl back in ya mamma's arse!

    I love this guy. I do hope that you become a regular to this forum.

    Lester
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    i have the dubious honour of being the only guy to have met Morris the seller, shall i try and an e fit? just remembered who morris reminds me of, dustin hoffman, in midnight cowboy and in rain man

    swavis
    Full Member

    Put me down for a "Wot would Moz do? t-shirt 😆

    moz
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    £1 each how many u like

    swavis
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    Have you got reciepts????? 😉

    nicks
    Free Member

    £1 each ? where did you get them from ?

    barnsleymitch
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    moz – what are your thoughts on the role of AMP in serotonin uptake?

    moz
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    no but can meet at train statio with them, they arn,t hot honest

    barnsleymitch
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    moz, my wife and I dont really talk anymore – we go to bed at different times, she's always tired from looking after the kids, it's like there's something missing from our relationship. Moz – what would you do?

    trailmonkey
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    just thought i'd drop by and set someone up for the 500

    druidh
    Free Member

    Ta

    firestarter
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    lester on a break from writing code

    then in his gear to ride the mojo, personally id have gone for the green mojo with that get up

    and finally to prove they arent the same person moz in his riding gear

    allegedly of course 😉

    Lester
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    Moz my wife has got the hump with me and i dont know why, i went out friday night at 6 pm and came back at 8 am monday and she had the right hump and it cant have been something i did as i wasnt even there!! why do you think she had the hump

    trailmonkey
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    *sniggers* @ mick

    wwaswas
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    the bloke in that last picture's going to be haunted by that for his whole life, isn't he? It must be at least 5 years since it first appeared.

    barnsleymitch
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    moz – yesterday I admitted (on here) to running over and breaking a young man's carbon fibre fishing rod. It was an accident, but some of the others were quite nasty towards me – what advice would you have given me moz?

    wwaswas
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    the bloke in that last picture's going to be haunted by that for his whole life, isn't he? It must be at least 5 years since it first appeared.

    oops double post.

    moz
    Free Member

    barnsly u are doing something wrong, do you want any dvds, my advice is for you wife to nip over to leeds and see me

    firestarter
    Free Member

    your not wrong wwaswas lol

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    "barnsly u are doing something wrong, do you want any dvds, my advice is for you wife to nip over to leeds and see me"

    suddenly moz can type, punctuate and spell and the troll is exposed…

    Lester
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    mi@k just like all of thes posts very funny but incorrect i own a building company it was someone else who writes code, although i reckon Moz has a code all of his own going on , i reckon Moz is really Dan Brown and he is testing the code for his new book to see if it can be broken easily

    warton
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    Lester has anyone told you you're funny?

    cause you're really really unfunny, and when you try harder it just gets worse and worse.

    I think I can speak for all on here when I say go away. Mozza on the other hand can stay for ever.

    barnsleymitch
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    moz – the situation in the middle east's really worrying me. How would you help those poor Palestinans moz?

    warton
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    Moz,
    The Cern particle accelerator is still experiencing problems

    What would you do to solve the problems they are having

    barnsleymitch
    Free Member

    Help us moz – MOZ!

    swavis
    Full Member

    I'm surprised noboby's posted this yet

    moz
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    best thing to do with them palys m8 is to drown the cu—

    warton
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    oh dear, Moz may of just overstepped the mark….

    barnsleymitch
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    I heard a story today moz – a story of a man with long hair and a beard, who wanted people to live together in peace and harmony, a man who preached love and forgiveness. That man, moz, was called Jesus, and just like you, he was misunderstood and badly judged by people. Apart from the fact that he wasnt from Leeds, and didnt (alledgedly) flog dodgy carbon fibre bike frames on e-bay, that beautiful man could be your brother…

    barnsleymitch
    Free Member

    Oh sh*t, just read his comment about Palestinians…

    Spankmonkey
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    oh dear, Moz may of just overstepped the mark….

    No I think he did that when he started dodgy dealings……… this is just another chapter 😉

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