Normal everyday things that mess with your mind

Haha! Good responses, I like, & thanks for letting me troll. being gay isn’t something that ‘messes with my head’ but I still don’t ‘get it’. I have actually told him, (‘him’ being the actual roadie in the pic) but he just laughs. Daft git, but I still love him.

Grunty, who is gay or not is irrelevant. Who is riding a road bike with a peaked helmet is what is messing with my swede.

I’m a MTBer on a road bike!
People who stop on roundabouts on the other hand….. 👿

DezB – Member
Drivers who don’t indicate. It really does mess with my mind! something so damn simple and everyone who drives takes LESSONS! and has to pass a TEST! and yet….

The eedjit in the silver Merc yesterday who overtook me, indicated to pull into my lane(a we bit sharp!)then braked to pull into a layby but misjudged it due to the snow / blizzard conditions and clipped the kerb!!!! Luckily I had room to swerve past him after the car following him went past otherwise he would have had a sore arris…. 2.5tne of 4×4 isn’t easily stopped on snow covered roads….

The current fashion to save the car battery by not using lights when it is dark due to the street lights being on so that they can be seen!

Three remote control units (one for each) for 1 TV, 1 Sky Box, 1 Surround system…
Three sequences to turn on/off all of that crap.
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Washing Machines that “Beeeeeeep”! loudly when they finish the cycle of washing my gear. Then proceed to “beeeeeeep” for the next three minutes until the doors opened.

Salad. It’s had heck knows what sliming,pooping,peeing and other yucky stuff happen to it and all humans do is rinse it under a cold tap then eat it. WTH! You’ve just gobbled natures toilet.

I thought left handed golfer was a euphamism.

I get a bit freaked out thinking about the oceans and some of the crazy creatures down there. (Thats one suggestion btw not two).

And that right there is why anyone in the UK knows what kabaddi is. It’s like when channel 5 used to have the x-games and suddenly every student, pisshead and stoner in the country had an opinion on skidoo racing. Or that thing channel 4 used to show at 4am that was nothing but videos of spaceships taking off, to try and stop people coming in from clubs from chewing their own faces off (I think they did other versions but in my head it was all spaceships)

Who remembers C4 televising the ‘International Inuit Olympics’ – the greasy stick pull, kick the high thing, the awkward jump. All in front of a stadium packed with dozen or so competitors’ couple of dozen family and neighbours.

I suspect that he means that while he has no problem with gay people, the concept of gayness ‘messes with his mind’,

In a nutshell: Derren Brown

Space.
I just can’t get my head round the distances involved.
Ridiculous.

Space.
I just can’t get my head round the distances involved.
Ridiculous.

+ 1, gives me a bad head. (miles more than gay people)

Here’s 2 blokes, one’s gay & the other isn’t. They love each other dearly. Who’s the gay one?

One is leaning towards, one is leaning away, so invoking the “only if you push back” rule it is clearly the chap on the left.

Death, or more specifically, being dead……..forever

esselgruntfuttock – Member

+ 1, gives me a bad head. (miles more than gay people)

Gay people give you head?

I can’t get my head round what was here before the universe was created.

And the fact space never ends.

Better head than space apparently Northwind. Has he seen Uranus yet?

Nah, you need a powerful telescope to see uranus. And a powerful microscope to see urpenus.

Gay people give you head?

I never even said that, read again thick chops. If I’m pissed, what the **** are you? On spice or something?

I’m confused as to why anyone would buy a Nissan Juke.

Why hasn’t Brian Blessed been knighted and given full body armour

He’s the replacement for Trident.

Why isn’t Brian Blessed standing on the beach, holding a Trident and shouting at any dodgy looking warships that come into UK waters.

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Why hasn’t a fight been setup for Blessed Vs Putin

men wearing scarves

single occupancy in cars when people could have walked cycled or used public transport or shared a lift

Some of us might well be going somewhere a bit further than a couple of miles, have nobody else who is interested in the same destination, and there’s no public transport, or at least nothing that goes to the fairly remote destination or if it does, only does so twice a day.
I went for a walk today, it was eight miles from where I live, I’ve nobody to go with, and there are no buses on a Sunday.
Some people should get out of the cities and spend some time living where public transport to anywhere other than other large towns doesn’t exist.
Scarves. What’s the problem with something that was designed and worn 3500 years ago? It’s a handy thing to stop cold draughts from blowing down your neck.
Anyone who has issues with a practical item of everyday clothing needs to have a quiet word with themselves. 🙄
Water. Yes, it’s made up from two colourless, odourless gasses; so exactly how the beejayzus can it be wet?
And what is ‘wet’?
There are lots of things that annoy or just generally piss me off, and a huge number that I plain just don’t understand, but there aren’t that many that make my brain itch, water is one, and I try not to think about it too much.
I think I need a drink now. 😕

The lack of a LIKE button on here.

It stresses me right out.

😕

Soldiers walking around Tesco’s in uniform but not driving the tank there

Self-service checkouts…”Please take your receipt, please take your goods” I’m checking my receipt…”Please take your goods”…

Hydrogen bond innit. The configuration of the atoms means that the molecule has a positively charged end and a negatively charged end. So they tend to stick together. And they can pull other ionic compounds apart.

What I want to know is how come snowflakes are all different? Salt crystals aren’t, they are all the same.

People who stand checking their receipt at self service tills, why not move away to check it?

That the government still allows alcohol and cigarettes to be legal, despite knowing of the massive health risks and danger they pose to the population.

In Sweden and Finland apartment doors open outwards, always freaks me out a bit.

Electricity.

There is no law that says your cat can do what it wants anywhere it wants

They’re legally classed as free-roaming animals.

As is Brian Blessed

The fact that we can now use piss, shit, etc but **** is still frowned upon?

bikebouy – Member
The lack of a LIKE button on here.

It stresses me right out.

This * googleplex

People who think googleplex & googolplex are the same thing

Tow along suitcases and small laptop type bags, on wheels.

Yarp, why do I want to kick them sideways to see the impending speed wobble on behalf of the tow’er… 😳

It’s just cruel.. 😆

Scientists have calculated that the age of the earth is 4.543 billion years.
That fact alone is totally stunning, our life span is but the blink of an eye and anything that we choose to do in our life matters not one jot.
But if they have calculated the age of the earth that means that there was a point in time when the Earth just didn’t exist?!

Water. Yes, it’s made up from two colourless, odourless gasses; so exactly how the beejayzus can it be wet?

And water is pretty good at putting out fires, despite the fact that Hydrogen and Oxygen are pretty good at doing precisely the opposite.

People who start a thread asking for advice then argue against the advice that is offered before disappearing in a huff.

That the government still allows alcohol and cigarettes to be legal, despite knowing of the massive health risks and danger they pose to the population.

Why in Britain, alcohol is treated the way it is. It doesn’t have to be one way or the other: either drinking everywhere (including on the Tube 😯 ), to a complete ban. It is possible to drink in moderation like civilised human beings!

It is possible to drink in moderation like civilised human beings!

Although 60% of sales are to problem drinkers….

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/22/problem-drinkers-alcohol-industry-most-sales-figures-reveal

Strangely, most products of combustion contain things which are good at combusting, yet aren’t good at combusting themselves 😉

Death, or more specifically, being dead……..forever

^ that, but more than that, consciousness/sentience in general, how it happens, and how it can just ‘stop’ when you die, is it even a real thing? blah blah blah, ties my head in knots that does.

Confused?
You won’t be after next week’s episode of Soap…