Neighbour's junk ruining my view…

flaccid or not?

Which one is your apartment?

flaccid or not?

I’d need my special peeping tom binoculars to answer that. Unless you meant me that is.

Change your wifi name to ( I can see your cock – you dirty boy )
Hopefully they’ll be in range 🙂

How low are his windows that you can see anything below waist level from your kitchen ?

Low enough. I only need to go halfway up the stepladder.

You do your washing up halfway up a stepladder? Can I suggest that you stand on the kitchen floor and see if that stops the view 🙂

Get some of that one way reflective film on a roll, and while he’s out one day, apply it to the outside of his windows.

Derekstarship (of this parish) had a similar problem, but the neighbour was about 20. She frequently applied all over moisturiser and did stretches in full view of his kitchen window IIRC.

In my last job my room looked out over the road at the back of the school and from my desk I could see the windows of the top floor flats. Depending on shifts there would appear in my line of sight a nurse who would strip then wander round naked for a while. Id say she was about 25 years old………….and stone.

Eventually got her to stop, amazing the effect of 20teenage boys staring can have.

It really is as easy as don’t look don’t focus on it. Go to the far east people manage to do everything in public sight with a complete air of privacy because others simply ignore them and don’t stare.

I has this same issue in a tenement flat. Mine was slightly higher than across the (one lane) road. Guy across the way streaked all the time, but he was young and good looking so it never occurred to me to complain. In fact I think there were two of them. He used to do his ironing naked in the morning with all the lights on. Not every day mind.

Then some people I knew moved in below him, could see right into their flat too. I told them the very first time, cos that was not cool, and they put some blinds up.

Go to the far east people manage to do everything in public sight with a complete air of privacy because others simply ignore them and don’t stare.

The ability to stare with a horrified expression, and tut loudly, is what sets us above other nations. 🙂

Fortunately the blinds are down this morning. Makes me wonder if he’s on here…

He used to do his ironing naked in the morning with all the lights on. Not every day mind.

Ha! I love this.

the blinds are down this morning.

It’s all gone a bit…

Indeed – I had some very disappointed ticket-holders to console some mornings.

on and on – Member
Change your wifi name to ( I can see your cock – you dirty boy )

Now that is funny and mad Oi laaarf 🙂

timba – Member
How low are his windows that you can see anything below waist level from your kitchen ?
Low enough. I only need to go halfway up the stepladder.

You do your washing up halfway up a stepladder? Can I suggest that you stand on the kitchen floor and see if that stops the view

Woooosh… Martin’s humour wasted. Ah well… :-/

Keep these by the sink?

I’d need my special peeping tom binoculars to answer that. Unless you meant me that is.

If you can’t tell he is flacid or not from a distance, how can you see the cock?

From that distance a naked person is simply going to look like a sausage with legs wandering around in the window.

Well the cock may not be prominent enough to make a sound judgement on its inclination.

Take a picture and project it onto the back of your house.
He should get the message.

From that distance a naked person is simply going to look like a sausage with legs wandering around in the window

Harry_the_Spider – Member

Derekstarship (of this parish) had a similar problem, but the neighbour was about 20. She frequently applied all over moisturiser and did stretches in full view of his kitchen window IIRC.
Haven’t seen him on here for a bit, is he completely blind now?

You might think the onus is on him, but you’d be wrong. Nothing wrong with being naked in your own house

But surely there is something wrong about parading naked in front of an window visible to any passers by? I’m sure if you lived next door to a school or something, then police may have something to say about it, even if you are in your own home.

I live at the top of our staff village, in the bosses house, I parade around naked all the time, nobody has complained so far, although I don’t often see people peering at me through their windows.

I live at the top of our staff village, in the bosses house, I parade around naked all the time

As long as you don’t work at Disneyland, I’m sure that’s acceptable.

take photos
open facebook account in neighbours name
use photos above as profile pic

Makes me wonder if he’s on here…

What sort of tree was it?..

We had to point out to old neigbour in Sheffield that having a bathroom that faced onto the terraced steet and applying hemorrhoid cream was not a good idea – and that two other neigbours had mentioned it to us before we noticed, but were to embarrassed to say to him…

We had to point out to old neigbour in Sheffield that having a bathroom that faced onto the terraced steet and applying hemorrhoid cream was not a good idea – and that two other neigbours had mentioned it to us before we noticed, but were to embarrassed to say to him.

There is a new build up here that I ride past regularly, which is the typical concrete block guest houses we have around here, but this one has a bathroom off the side, looking at the busy main road, with the toilet on the corner. Not unusual you might think but the whole bathroom is three very large looking sheets of glass with no curtains.

Weird

having a bathroom that faced onto the terraced street

Our over the road neighbours have a front facing bathroom. It has that privacy glass in the window, so you can’t actually ‘see’ whoever’s in there. However, it does give a sort of pixellated version, and distinguishes between light and dark quite well. From which we readily deduced that she is not ‘on trend’ when it comes to pubic trimming.

We had to make a comment – we can avoid looking and a bit of pixellated minge is hardly worth getting frothed about anyway – but it’s a busy commuter rat run, and there’s an awful lot of people on the 27 bus of a morning…..

She now has a blind.

Just write an anonymous letter and wack it through his box at night. Don’t send a pic as he will know which house is looking at his dangleberries.

thecaptain – Member
Looking out of your window is fine, looking into someone else’s window to have a peep at their willy is not.

Daily Mail reader, are you? When the window is lit, and directly opposite, thus making it pretty much impossible to avoid, then do you seriously suggest that the OP spends his entire time in his own kitchen not looking at anything outside?
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perchypanther – Member

Laser pen.

Nothing would make you shut your curtains quicker than having your tadger being targeted by a sniper.

That would be a new (second) meaning for lasercock!

countzero, no I’m just explaining the law to some who seem hard of understanding. Contacting the neighbour might work, but they are not doing anything wrong. If the OP doesn’t like the view, he is perfectly at liberty to close his own blinds.

is he doing it hoping for a response ? or does he genuinely not realise

attention seeeking: if it’s where other people can see it and premeditated, it can be classed as indecent exposure, get the plod to have a word

if he really doesn’t realise then laser pen

Of course he’s not breaking the law. He’s just haunting my nightmares…

Some of the lawyerly advice extended to suggesting I was going have the cuffs slapped on for glancing out of my own window, so I’m not sure it entirely hits the mark.

Just to emphasise the true frivolity of the thread for anyone who’s not quite grasped that, here’s a gif. 😀

The lawyerly advise is both voyerism and indecent exposure are offences both have a mental element that would be hard to prove for either of you.
My last similar case involved me measuring my clients inside leg and the height of his window sill.

If the OP doesn’t like the view, he is perfectly at liberty to close his own blinds.

Why should he close the blinds just because a tiny percentage of the view out of the window has a cock in it? All he needs to do is draw a pair of pants on the glass.

The chap keeps moving around though. Working on the basis that my eye is inexorably drawn to the, err, chap, i plan to attach a bamboo pole to a headband and dangle a pair of my own pants on the end of that.

I thought the Telegraph claimed Skipton was the best place to live in the country?. Interesting views, at one with nature, lots going on, over friendly locals, and then there’s martinHutch bucking the trend.

Working on the basis that my eye is inexorably drawn to the, err, chap

This is getting Freudian now.