Neighbour commuting by tractor and causing a nuisance – WWSTD?

Tell him your having a party for the adults, then as he walks in, tell him to put the tractor keys in a bowl?

We look into all complaints, no matter how deranged they are.

Good stuff.

What about people that post

Please cite the case and the law

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It seems to be creeping in more and more. It stifles borderline-slanderous gossip and conjecture and will be the final nail in the urban myth’s coffin.

It stifles borderline-slanderous gossip and conjecture and will be the final nail in the urban myth’s coffin.

You got any evidence for that? Anecdotal? Thought so.

You live in the countryside and complain about the farmers. Was brought up on farm. This about sums peoples attitude to those that work in the countryside.

We like the look of the countryside but not the farmers making a living. Early start and late finish is required to put long days in to make money and keep the countryside looking how you like it.

Around here people complain about the smell of the sheep. Of course that’s because they moved into the countryside from the town and have no idea what makes it tick.

This about sums peoples attitude to those that work in the countryside

Grew up on a farm, went to agricultural college, worked on a farm, owned a farm.

Like all things, there are 2 sides to every story.

You got any evidence for that? Anecdotal? Thought so.

Listen pal, some of my best friends are urban myths… 😉

people complain about the smell of the sheep

Sounds to me like an anecdote. You got a (mint) sauce for that?

You live in the countryside and complain about the farmers. Was brought up on farm. This about sums peoples attitude to those that work in the countryside.

In your rush to play the victim, you seem to have overlooked that the OP lives in a small town, three miles away from the farm.

We like the look of the countryside but not the farmers making a living.

I think the look of the countryside would be greatly enhanced if farmers stopped wrecking it.

It stifles borderline-slanderous gossip and conjecture and will be the final nail in the urban myth’s coffin.

No, it just helps reduce the number of morons making shit up

Pawsey_Bear You live in the countryside and complain about the farmers.

err no

ajantom (Op) It’s a residential street on the edge of a small East Devon town, houses on both sides, pavements, streetlamps, a primary school 100m up the road. So not in the middle of nowhere! I think the farm is about 3 miles away.

You live in the countryside and complain about the farmers. Was brought up on farm. This about sums peoples attitude to those that work in the countryside.

We like the look of the countryside but not the farmers making a living. Early start and late finish is required to put long days in to make money and keep the countryside looking how you like it.

Around here people complain about the smell of the sheep. Of course that’s because they moved into the countryside from the town and have no idea what makes it tick.

Have you actually bothered to read my original post? Nope, guess not.
My complaint isn’t about farmers, or how the countryside looks, or even the smell (I’m quite partial to a nice, strong countryside pong as it goes). I even totally get the early start/late finish – seeing as how I grew up next to and working part-time on a farm. I just don’t like the fact that this one farm…you know what lets just call him an idiot….decides to drive his tractor to and from a residential area, and wakes up my daughter and wife (and sometimes me) every bloody morning and night.

You live in the countryside and complain about the farmers… This about sums peoples attitude to those that work in the countryside.

legitimate complaints about farmers though? or are there none?

You live in the countryside and complain about the farmers.

He’s not complaining about farmers. He’s complaining about an antisocial noisy arsehole.

that is made up

There is no way you have friends

we are talking milliseconds, not minutes,” she said. “Your engine will warm up the oil much faster when driving at full speed

Who is this ‘she?’.

Sounds like the kind of this Louise would say.

No, it just helps reduce the number of morons making shit up

This is a discussion forum, not the Old Bailey. Jeesh, don’t people get tetchy when the mercury rises!

your reason for posting would be gone if they were not so stop complaining

Shiboleth I assume

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If one were to report people for outrageously provocative liberally über-tolerent trolling, would it be taken seriously by the mods?

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Pawsy_Bear’s turned up, you can remove the [hypothetical]

* don’t use red diesel

Buy a Combine… peace through superior fire power!

And if that doesn’t do it, buy two and block the road either side of his drive 😉

(This may be a very expensive option, mind)

Have you actually bothered to read my original post?

yes I did and subsequent ones.

its a complaint, the guy works in the countryside, you insinuate he uses red diesel illegally (there is some necessary road travel allowed) you don’t know that and I guess its because you want to paint his character in a certain light.

Id remind the rest we only have your word for the situation, it has some bias (red diesel) guys been cast as an antisocial noisy arsehole. Fact or opinion?

He (the farmer) isn’t doing anything wrong. They complain here about ‘slow tractors’ on the road delaying them on their journeys on Facebook etc etc. I can see his behaviour could be annoying if what you say is true. But its also the harvest season. All the farmers here work late start early. Drive tractors, pull implements, drop mud on road etc Its the countryside its how it is.

I’ve got a brand new one of them.. . . and I’ll give you the key! 😉

I dunno Capt. You can buy a combine for a surprisingly small amount of money…
https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=combine+harvester&_sacat=0

There’s a Claas one for 250 quid that looks like it could be improved by being parked at the end of a road.

Crikey – think I may get one for the Lakedistrict lanes… that would get the bloody tourists out my way!!!

I’ve got a brand new one of them.. . . and I’ll give you the key

Please don’t make a song and dance about it.

It’s a residential street on the edge of a small East Devon town, houses on both sides, pavements, streetlamps, a primary school 100m up the road. So not in the middle of nowhere! I think the farm is about 3 miles away.

You live in the countryside and complain about the farmers

Have you actually bothered to read my original post?

yes I did and subsequent ones.

Would larger type help?

dosent change anything 😉

3 mile 2 mile 1 mile is that relevant? Nope.

He’s not complaining about farmers. He’s complaining about an antisocial noisy arsehole.

Who happens to be a farmer. You get dickheads in every walk of life. I don’t read the news much, but reading some of the posts on here I’m guessing they’ve become some kind of protected species.

#prayforthefarmers

You could tip his tractor. It allegedly works for cows and they live on farms!

3 mile 2 mile 1 mile is that relevant? Nope.

Disagree.

For example, If a farmer pulled that shit down Royston Road in Glasgow at 4:30 in the morning, maybe 8 miles from the nearest farm, the result would be very different to some posts on a biking website about how peeved the residents were.

They complain here about ‘slow tractors’ on the road delaying them on their journeys on Facebook etc etc.

Ah, so other people make complaints about farmers doing different things somewhere else, and you just want to lump the OP in with them? got it…

I can see his behaviour could be annoying if what you say is true.

If that’s the case then why the rest of the spiel? If what he is doing is annoying, and he could modify his behaviour to show a little more respect and understanding to his neighbours then wouldn’t that be agreeable?

All the farmers here work late start early. Drive tractors, pull implements, drop mud on road etc Its the countryside its how it is.

Yes, we understand that, but do they all drive their extremely noisy agricultral machines through residential areas of small towns at anti-social hours?

No? thought not. It’s not a complaint about farmers, it’s a complaint about a single person, doing something without much regard for those around him. His profession and the specific machinery is relative to the situation for descriptive purposes and to explain the situation, but it is not the reason for the complaint. It could just as easily be a dog groomer guy with a Harley, or an accountant with a chav-wagon exhaust.

It’s not like the OP moved in next to a farm and started complaining about the noise, the guy has moved his farm machinery into a residential area and is causing some friction, why shouldn’t the residents be annoyed… it works both ways…

Film it tomorrow morning and post it up on youtube. Not sure it’ll help but then at least we’ll know if you’re deserving of sympathy or a swift hoof to the slats.

Sounds like you’re not going to get anywhere being civil with him. Therefore the only option is:

…then you must kill him.

That’ll sort it.

then you must kill him

Wait until he gets out of his tractor then run him over.

Use the SMIDSY defence and you’ll be fine.

Couple of hours community service tops for death by careless……….

TBH i’m surprised he’s got time to upset the neighbours. farmers are usually busy burying asbestos and burning plastic this time of year aren’t they? 😈

He (the farmer) isn’t doing anything wrong.

Apart from probably being a Statutory Nuisance, you mean?

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/noise-nuisances-how-councils-deal-with-complaints

For the noise to count as a statutory nuisance it must do one of the following:

unreasonably and substantially interfere with the use or enjoyment of a home or other premises

Yep.

Councils are responsible for looking into complaints about noise from:

vehicles, machinery or equipment in the street (for example, music from car stereos)

Yep.

Also,

To deal with complaints about noise that’s louder than a permitted level at night (from 11pm to 7am) councils can issue a warning notice.

They can issue warning notices for noise at night without it being a statutory nuisance.

Amateur Del!

Grind up the asbestos to save burying it (it came out the ground didn’t it?) and dissolve the plastic straight into the stream. Plenty of time then to spray slurry into Tom’s open window at 3am.

Do you have any friend with access to RPG launchers and the right ammunition? One morning of a large noise as HESH hits warm engine block and problem solved with no revenge comebacks.

i am not worthy. 🙁 😆