it’s human nature to be scared of the unknown, and when we’re scared, we tend to lash out.
roadies attack mountain bikers because they’re scared of the unknown. mtb’ers attacker roadies because … etc.
i suggest that to promote understanding and friendship between the 2 groups we should introduce ourselves. i think the best way to do this if for lots and LOTS of mountainbikers to join their local road club for a few club rides (most of us own a road-bike, you know it’s true).
i believe this will be more effective if we’re honest about who we are; the mtb’ers should show up in baggies, a bit muddy, peaked helmet, camelback bulging with the usual cake/camera/old innertubes/carrier bag full of conkers.
To show how friendly and enthusiastic we are, we should hug everyone, call them all ‘Dude’, compliment them on the size of their p3n15 (surely the only reason for wearing lycra outside competition?). At the top of each climb we should gather round for group photo’s, and to share home-made flapjack. At the bottom of each descent we should insist on a round of high-5’s – describing it as ‘gnarly’. Obviously, the boring flat bits should be used for wheelie practise on these funny skinny bikes. and welcoming any succesfull attempt with a loud chorus of ‘whoa! – that was sick!’
i’m sure the roadies would love us, it would be like we’d brought a little piece of the forest with us.
it’s what i plan to do anyway…