Everyone in my office annoys me, I have often asked my boss if I can work in a cupboard on my own, on another floor well out of the way, one guy has really really bad hygiene issues, and insists on standing way to close when he talks to you, might try and explain the whole personal space thing to him, and women whom constantly spend every Friday afternoon primping and preening for drinks after work, not to mention those who arrive late in the morning, then spent the next few hours putting on their make up for the day a painting their nails. I am actually considering taking a razor (niche merkur of course) and having a shave at my desk in the not too distant future.