Most irritating habits of your colleagues…
I have Mr “not three bad” in my office. He’s a total **** AND he judges the state of my coffee cup several times a day, tut-tut-tutting at the stainage 👿
Plus, I can’t eat an orange without Colleague 2 saying: “wow, that orange smells orangey.”
I’m probably missing a top joke there. He’s said it three or four times a week for the last year… 😯Posted 4 years agoThurman MermanMember
Bloke 1: Overweight and ginger*, bad BO, bad breath, listens to very loud and tinny drum’n’bass all day, last night’s dinner all down his front, wears the same shorts and sandals ALL year round, huffs and puffs (a lot), yawns loudly all morning, slurps his coffee, bangs his desk when he’s annoyed, takes his daily dump at 9.15AM thereby polluting the only gents’ toilet for the rest of the morning. I could go on.
Bloke 2: Very noisy eater (nibbles at apples especially badly), loud nose-breather, faggy breath, smokers’ cough and is the most miserable fecker I’ve ever met. I could go on.
I, on the other hand, am a joy to share an office with 🙂
(*I am neither fattist nor gingerist, he added hastily)Posted 4 years agojekkylMember
My top two:
Chewing gum! & doing it while talking to me, gross, I can see it in their mouth, it’s digusting. Sometimes the gum ‘cracks’ as they chew, sometimes I hear this noise behind me when I’m on the phone, it’s disgustuing. What are you, a cow?
& Commenting on what I’m eating. ‘oh chicken is it’ No it’s a farking tube of toothpaste, now f o.Posted 4 years agoandytherocketeerSubscriber
Whistling. Guy 2 doors down does this all day long, whistling along to whatever he’s got on the iPod.
Another guy used to whistle the dambusters tune whilst walking along the corridor (here being Germany 😉 but I think only the brits would be aware of the significance)Posted 4 years agologicalMember
Work colleagues are just there. That’s enough for me.
The incessant drivel that comes out of their mouths and the constant bitching just seals the deal.
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you’ve known for years. Someone very, very close to you.TuckerUKMember
I ‘have a friend’ who’s jobs sometimes involves using company vehicles. Apparently his usual co-driver is a bit more of a perv than your regular run of the mill perv. He doesn’t just glance admiringly at the ladies, he swivels round in his chair to ogle them as we pass. Cringe worthy. Apparently.Posted 4 years agobradleyMember
I don’t really have any issues with most of my work colleagues but I do know this guy nick named Badger who drives a van very slow, especially on Sunday mornings en-route to MTBing…Does my head in!
Also 1 guy I work with who has dog shit sandwhich breath and never covers his mouth when sneezing = snot and stuffs everywhere…Posted 4 years ago29erKeithMember
To many to list with some of the weirdo’s in my office
But topping this list will be one woman who can eat crisps as if she has a megaphone in front of her mouth and project the noise across the entire office. Oh and she walks about scuffing her feet on the floor in such a slothenly manner I want to shout throttle herPosted 4 years agobanksMember
One stands out for me.
It’s the way he ‘drinks’ tea. Sllluuuuuuurrrrrrppppp
All the way to the bottom of the cup! I’ve come so very close to ramming the **** cup down his throat with my **** fist on many occasions. He also only eats chicken & rice, let’s it go cold then nukes it in the mircowave which stinksPosted 4 years ago
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