Most famous person next to you at urinals

Pulled this topic from another forum… No it wasn’t Cottaging World

I was about 18 and stage fight doesn’t even come close to describing standing next to Courtney Walsh in his prime.

Ricky Warwick from “the almighty” .. I was about 15 i think.

mick hucknall
manchester airport a few years ago.

Jamie Lee Curtis 😉

(just kidding)

Hey all you mo fo’s up in here,,,
While over in the states a few years back, in not a particularly swanky bar, I took a slash next to the one and only Dr Dre, ya’ll

Brian Moore at Twickenham

My CEO – not famous pe se – but always bizarre to chat with the CEO while standing at a urinal!!

I’ve had a few this year but only as I’ve been a regular in the British Superbike paddock.

Shane Byrne, Ryuichi Kiyonari, Ben Wilson

Best was John ‘Hopper’ Hopkins at Oulton Park though. I’d just had a crackin dump after a night on the ale and he took the crapper afterwards. Felt sorry for him. Atleast it was a warm seat.

Fatima whitbread…

Lewis Collins.

Not quite the same but Freddie Star once farted in a queue I was in.

Was she standing up?

Derek Starship

Will Greenwood @ Penny Hill Park

This geezer from peak practice:

And John Thompson from Fast Show.

Dara O’Briain in a hotel in Londonderry

Both of the Hastings brothers, one on each side at Murrayfield.

Spilt beer on Chris Paterson in the Murrayfield field hotel too. he was very cool about it

Jason Donovan while he was “doing Joseph” in Aberdeen.

Nick Mason (at Silverstone)

Gordon Murray in the bogs at Daphne’s

Not urinals, but I once filled up with fuel next to Russ Abbot!

I was in a skanky works van, he had a Merc, IIRC

“Not quite the same but Freddie Star once farted in a queue I was in.”

LOL… Brilliant!

All that I was hoping for when I started this thread

Eric Cantona manchester boardwalk

Jason Leonard, he’s almost as wide as he is tall.

This thread doesn’t work as well for girls so I’ll have to go for a by-proxy-urinal-proximity story.

My boyfriend had a pee next to Jarvis Cocker at an Elbow gig earlier this year and then got him to sign his ticket. Apparently Jarvis isn’t so keen to give drunks his autograph.

Rob Newman after he’d just played a gig.

He also bought me a pint. Lovely chap.

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My bro was once bought a pint by Feargal Sharkey.

Talking of Elbow…
…Craig Potter at Manchester Apollo during ‘Incaged Monkeys’ gig.

Daddy G when he was in Massive Attack in some club in Brizzle that Goldie AND Ron size were both playing.

not me, but a mate of mine went to the car show at earls Court and then to compensate his then gf for half a day lusting after the body shapes of the sleek italian models (he saw some cars too) he took her in to Harrods. While there he went for a slash and found himself side by side with the then England netminder David Seaman. Who on catching my mates eye, delivered the pearl of wisdom

“F***kin’ hell! Pound for a pi$$!!”

You can take the boy out of Yorkshire……….etc.

Graham Norton. At the theatre. 😳

Peter Kay when I worked at Granada TV.

David Coverdale, met him at one of his gigs and bought him a pint afterwards..
Lemmy from Motorhead, he pee’d on my shoes.
David Lee Roth at Donnigton “back in the day” He had a bottle of vodka in his hand and two girls on his left arm..
Jason Mraz at an intimate gig in a Birmingham Library sing/song/signing pre on of his gigs.. I’v met him lots of times, he’s a really nice bloke..
Damiano Cunego, Stefano Garzelli et all pee’ing on the side of the road at the Tour of Lombardia..

Richard Harris. In a pub in London. We had an impromtu “lets see who can pee the highest” competition. It was a draw.

I shared a cubicle with George Michael.

You lot are weird! Its eyes forward and no peeking – the Queen (not Graham Norton) could be next to me and I wouldn’t know it!

I had a wizz next to Waisale Serevi a few years ago.

Bumped into David Bellamy on Peterborough station a couple of weeks ago and both James ‘Fatty’ Corden and Nicholas Witchell down at Wood Lane this week… Phew ‘startstruck’ or what…errrrrm….

Greg Searle and Matt Pinsent.

Not at the same time though 😉

Bob from Emmerdale. He said hello to me.

Seal,at the Brit awards after show party in the early 90s.
Frank Bruno saying “I need a crap,I need a crap” was in the next stalls to me whilst taking a pre 10k race crap in Leighton Buzzard earlier this year…..

Simon Amstell from never mind the buzzcocks is circumcised

I once vomited on Bill Beaumont’s shoes.

The lead singer from Faithless, Maxi Jazz. (and I was standing further back than him) 😀