Milk and a bit of ultraviolence

The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence

If milk was good enough for Alex and his droogs – what can I add to my full fat pints for a bit of ultra violence? Crusha or Nesquik isn’t quite cutting it.

Double espresso and ice.

I think the “plus” in milk-plus is a bit of giveaway.

Synthmesc – mescaline

Drencrom – adrenochrome (urban myth – doesn’t really exist in real life)

I’d personally go for Milo, banana and oat flour, or go for an ultraviolent cuppa.

Obviously vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom.

I’ve heard of an instance in Possil of someone emptying a can of hairspray into a pint of milk, necking it then running around the streets naked with a samurai sword

ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence

lactose intolerance

I think we could probably work out a cocktail

you want something to dissociate  your emotions / feelings.

A stimulant

Perhaps a painkiller

So perhaps Midazolam, Methamphetamine and Oxycodone?   I’d have to titrate the dosage tho – unpredictable interactions between the drugs.  Could take a few goes to get right

Should mimic psychosis nicely especially after a few attempts

This sounds good for a post TJ come down…..Milo, (had to Google it) banana and oat flour

I’ve heard of an instance in Possil of someone emptying a can of hairspray into a pint of milk, necking it then running around the streets naked with a samurai sword

Passes for normality in Possil.

Ooooh, my favourite book.

Amphetamine.

Mix liberally with Schizophenia and an abusive childhood for a guaranteed Section 37(41).

TJ, 🥴

White Russian?

I’d prefer a milkum milkshake, milk and couple of blue 10mg Valium, or whilst in India I developed a taste for bhang lassi’s, followed by a nice packed chillum.

By the by, but on a Pink Champaign (cheap speed) and acid fuelled trip to Maxim’s in Wigan, we once chucked a mate out of the minibus on the motorway at about 11pm.

On the way back we picked him up about 4am. He was naked, but had managed to acquire a Manchester log end dart board, a toaster and a Russian prostitute who was trying to get to Liverpool.

LOLz.

Passes for normality in Possil.

And Rochdale.
Anyone remember Muddydwarf and his naked axe antics? 🥴

yes – he was a great guy

On the way back we picked him up about 4am. He was naked, but had managed to acquire a Manchester log end dart board, a toaster and a Russian prostitute who was trying to get to Liverpool.

To be honest that sounds like an interesting night out.

And +1 for pink champagne speed, I’ve got a picture of a 1kg block of the stuff on a mates kitchen table from back in late 90’s but I guess it’s not the ideal thing to post.

It was. 🥴

The toaster was broken.
Ged had the dartboard for ages, until he threw it, discus style, out of the window of a Capri 1.6 Laser at a jogger in Heywood.
We dropped the Russian girl at Collyhurst nick (at her suggestion) the next day, after she’d been bathed, clothed, fed and watered by a mate’s older sister.

“watered”

👀

Alan, you are a bad man.

Fancy a visit Tuesday?
We’ll get Brass out.

Milk and mulled Buckfast, obvs

Alan, you are a bad man.

I don’t know what you mean.

Fancy a visit Tuesday?

I would love a visit, however we’re away on holiday shortly. Hold that thought.

StellaShake

Come to think of it, seeing as you are obviously in the mood, can i recommend Everything is Illuminated ?

It also has an Alex, he also has a way with words, and it is quite remarkably current.

An adult. Drinking milk. Really?