If you get a visit from…….
then you are **** !
and if she is closely followed by this guy…….
Then you are really **** and should call for…..
PS : FWIW I’ve found luminescent green/yellowish fungi (or rather mycelium growth) spread out over quite an area whilst out on night rides before, this was in one section of the galloway hills known as “the silver flow” which is a rather scary peat bog area in the absolute middle of nowhere – it looked like a humoungus spiders web trailed across the ground which (at the time) scared the shite out of me as i had absolutely no rational explanation as to why/what was happening.