Got some relatives staying in the spare room and theyve pointed out theres a piece of wallpaper lifted on the chimney breast and sure enough in the dark theres a green glow emitting from it…. Before I call Scully, any ideas?

Our walls had a polystyrene and foil lining paper on them over the fire place when we moved in.

Maybe yours does and the foil is reflecting the light in the room?

I think Dr Who got a few series out of this

Prisoner Zero has escaped

Arsebiscuits!

Arsebiscuits

What sort of weirdo puts them behind their wallpaper?

Nope nothing lining the paper and it glows in the dark with all lights off.

Ive not been up the ladder to poke it yet..

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Arsebiscuits

What sort of weirdo puts them behind their wallpaper?

A wierdo two seconds too late with his post.

Torbernite crystals….

(Nah. Not really)

Another dimension in there….

Glue in the wallpaper is probably phosphorescent. Sellotape is too, and can be made to glow by the processes of peeling it off the roll: The peeling transfers some energy into the glue causing it to emit a little light.

smouldering chimney fire?

Narnia?

Lots of fungi are luminescent. Nothing to worry about, just a small bit of mould.

I couldn’t find any in the UK that were.

In the dark, crush a sugar cube in a pair of pliers. This may distract you from the alien monster in your chimney.

It’s most likely a time field. Only way to be sure is to knock the wall down, and if the crack is still there you have your answer.

If its not, then I suggest your best apologetic face when you tell the Mrs the back end of the house is missing because of Doctor who. On the plus side, there is a small chance Amy Pond’s bedroom could be on the other side of that crack..

Kryptonite

glow in the dark stickers…. My boys chimney breast in his bedroom is covered with then… Dinosaurs mainly.

It’s a portal to a demon dimension full of succubus,try sticking your wanger in and see what happens.

*follows thread*

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It’s an interdimensional opening to Springfield power plant. If you press your eye right up to the crack you might see homer

Sooo… What was it?

Dunno yet. I’ll investigate tonight

Did he died?

Temple of Zuul?

I shall attempt to photograph the phenomenon in a mo

Parents trying to communicate across space-time through the power of love?

Clearly What you see is not what we get…

I shall attempt to photograph the phenomenon in a mo

That was 2 hours ago. I’m saying he’s slipped through a portal to a parallel universe.

Mods, should there be some kind of sticky about the dangers of messing with interdimensional phenomena?

The O.P. is probably battling Giant millipedes right now and is too busy to respond.
He’ll probably be saved by a buxom lady wearing a hairy bikini or something……

Have you seen Interstellar?

Have you seen Interstellar?

yeah, a bit, well, crap, wasn’t it?

Shit just got real…

Dude?

They said I was crazy – but I showed um!

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Tritium?

No idea what it is but it’s cool!!