look what I've just found behind a really thin false wall in my cellar!

what the hell should I do with it?!?!?

for real?

worship it

sacrifice a child to it

build a world religion around it and cause lots of trouble

Worship at its feet and drink the blood of virgins.

Voodoo madness 😯

yep I can assure you that its not photoshopped, straight off me new camera!

Have sex with it?

(is that taken with the new GF1 by any chance?)

edit: too slow!

i'd be seriously worried about what is under the floorboards!

Runaway

Flee

Hide

dont look it in the eyes

I saw a film with a similar thing once,
the guys family was masacred 😆

dont look it in the eyes

I saw a film with a similar thing once,
the guys family was masacred 😆

anyway let me know how you get on 😯

"what the hell should I do with it?!?!? "

Well, after you have it exorcised you can do whatever you want with it.

consult it on your next tyre choice?

Anodise it hope team green and put it on ebay

worship it

Got no other choice. OBEY.

LOL

More photos of Bob Marleys horse please.

What's on the wall behind it?

I know where you live! You really shouldn't have disturbed Sandra.

Find someone to sort out that terrible 'do for starters. Never do to be seen out like that.

Is Lord Lucan there too?

Put a dress on it, and take it round your local park in a wicker wheelchair.

Wash her hair for a start, then do what you like to her.

forget the demygod ,if youve found a false wall in your celler it means you can now either extend the man cave or put a small door in it and dont tell the missus then youve got somewhere to hide diy word is mentioned

Be very worried next time you get a chill down the back of your neck…

I wouldnt worry about that, every house has one of those hidden somewhere.

Its just that most people dont realise it.

Oh, just dont try and move it or destroy it cos that can cause, er, problems.

Woa!

Obey it.

Woa!

To be honest i think it's a little bit beyond responding to such commands now Si. 😉

For real? That's Immurement (or a slightly less grisly form of it), and used to be pretty common. Dead cat skeletons are pretty common in foundations, We found one bundled with a smokers pipe and a old gum bottle in the crawlspace beside a cellar. You often find clothes or shoes deliberately left too. Birkenhead Priory has a buried sheep. If you google mummified cat there are loads of examples, but yours is a bit special.

[gulp]

Put it back!

LOL @ messrs Ralli and Agreeable

Mr Nutt – how do you know it is totally dead and wont rise up again by the light of the full moon when you are tucked up in bed alone???

Make soup out of it.

You'll need carrots, amongst other things…

As midlifecrashes. I'd also tell the County Archaeologist. What you have there is something special me'thinks. I assume you live in an old house. have you looked into any of its history?

To date all I have found whilst renovating this place (built 1908) is the previous owners stash of retro-p0rn in the old kitchen units now in the garage and a tobacco tin? nailed into a really out of the way nook/ cranny in the cwtch under the stairs.

As a kid in East Anglia I often heard of cat skeletons, old pennies etc turning up in thatch when old houses were reroofed. And in our first proper home as a married couple, our North Wales farmer/ landlord told us of how he had replaced the bones into the walls of our house when he rennovated it…

We once heard music there when none was being played. Very odd indeed.

look out for the ancient indian burial ground the house was built on.

http://www.jstor.org/pss/1260004

Put it back! Put it back!!

Holy moley, that is some serious crazy-ass voodoo shaman skeleton sh1t you've got going on there.

I am not qualified to give you any advice, all I can hope is that you posted this from the pub or something. Hope you're still here tomorrow!