Knitting (NSFW)

Houns – Member
Mmmm perfect for a cold winters morning walk to work, wrap the scarf around your neck and chin then realise you’ve got a bit of human black pudding entwined in it, breakfast on the move

I think you’ve ruined one of my favourite foods. I’ll never eat black pudding again without associating it with that.

ben – how can someone look so miserable while doing something so much fun?
Artists: Taking themselves too seriously since the days Vincent cut his ear off.

i’m more interested to ask just what bencooper was searching for when he came across this. or what his daughter made of it. mine always liked this sort of vidiocy better tham me.

still i’m inspired – i’m off to craftivise something about ulcerative colitis

or maybe i’ll make one of these
http://jimmyteens.tv/2013/06/12/how-to-cook-a-bristol-stool-tart/

If performance art is your thing, my daughter found this rather compelling video

You should see how Casey Jenkins blows up balloons.

i’m more interested to ask just what bencooper was searching for when he came across this. or what his daughter made of it.

My daughter found the balloon video – she hasn’t seen the knitting video, though she’s probably find that very funny. I found it because I use Flipboard to keep an eye on cycling/environmental stuff and it popped up on there.

Someone has to ask..

WTF where you searching for when you found that?!?!

tonto, well played.

bencooper – Member
I found it because I use Flipboard to keep an eye on cycling/environmental stuff and it popped up on there.

obviously linked to different types of cycle and mental. . . .

This is much more up my street

ha ha – but (in true stw pedant style)those tortoise covers are crocheted not knitted.

I think this Vice article just about covers it.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/im-sick-of-pretending-i-dont-get-art

what an absolute rotter

well she’s no natural blonde, is she…

and the scaggy scarf? with red bits! sod receiving that for christmas.

what can a yoghurt pot do in two weeks that Australia hasn’t achieved in two hundred years?

grow its own culture.

I think this Vice article just about covers it.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/im-sick-of-pretending-i-dont-get-art

That’s a funny article!

I found some funny stuff on an art website when trying to find what else Casey Jenkins has done (nothing).

This is art:

and these[/url] – brilliant! 😆

She is clearly doing important work (see ‘Art’ – one of the best episodes of Spaced, ever).

that lady is weird

This piece deals with themes of “making kids who have been dragged to the exhibition even more pissed off than they already were by presenting them with something that would be **** awesome to play on, but that they’re not allowed to touch

😆

and these[/url] – brilliant! 😆

Oh my word… I think this one’s my favourite:

It’s almost too subtle as a statement on women’s roles.. really makes you think.. 😆

Three_Fish – Member
Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don’t understand. You’re just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it’s just a shame that she over-estimated you.

oooooOOOOOOOooooo, listen to the art critic! Next time I go to Tate Modern, I’ll get you to accompany me, so I can enjoy the benefit of your learned discourse on modern art, so that I may come away enlightened.

She lost me in about the first 10 seconds when she was talking about how scary people find the vulva. Frankly after that the scarf seemed totally sensible. Aaah ****, a wild vagina, leg it before it eats us!

Northwind – if only I’d read that advice when I was about 16……

Reminds me of a Live art installation I helped with. Used Panty liners stuck to the wall. Man the Risk assessments!!. (Basically we made the artist install and deinstall herself.)

its like a wizards sleeve.

I’ve just worked out where she got the idea…

Well, today has been full of surprises, no sign of it ending here!! 😯

Adds a whole new meaning to fisherman’s knit!

I suppose it distracts from looking at her beautiful face.

I’m suprised there has been no mention of her legs, or did nobody notice them.

I’m suprised there has been no mention of her legs, or did nobody notice them.

There were other distractions!!

EDIT: I had to watch it again check the legs, thanks Rich, the ound was on this time too 😯

I like the balloon one.

If she could actually knit with her fanny that would be a skill!

I’m sure there was a woman in Bangkok that could do that….

Anyone for table-tennis?