Knitting (NSFW)

😯

Awww, She’s so brave.

Is she knitting a scarf, or a muff…..

Wtf is a “perfomance craftivist”

Plus at least you’d think she’d make something useful, not a bandage that needs a wash.

I really want attention, but I have no skills. I know! I’ll shove a ball of wool up my mimsy and knit a scarf! Insta-fame!

A fishy smelling scarf that took 28 days to knit…WTF! 😯

Anything on mumsnet yet ?

JoeG – LOLz 🙂
Exactly what I was going to write.

The wool in use never actually touches her vagina though it spools from the middle… Still odd

I don’t get it

At 1m05s it looks like she may have pulled at least one ball of wool from her ass.

Dirty.

Country Classics Fish Scarf – for when you want to be attacked by seagulls.

But seriously, Bigrich nailed it – zero talent and a desperate need for attention.

That is just plain odd.

I really want attention, but I have no skills.

Well you’ve come to the right place. 🙂

In his next video Ed Oxley is going to knit a motor bike out of his.

wtf!?

I think their are better ways of “making informed decisions” about your body.

When it comes to “being a lemming” I’m in with the crowd that doesn’t insert wool into orifices. And it’s not because they have been miss-informed.

Good fun to watch though. Thanks OP.

**** me. She is bonkers.

Knitting through that time of month is a bit keen.

How does she pee?

the urinary tract is not actually inside the vaginal cavity.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=basic+female+anatomy

The internet is a very strange place indeed.

Reminds me of this

Ah, Australian culture at its finest…

Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don’t understand. You’re just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it’s just a shame that she over-estimated you.

still laughing at organic355’s comment…

Rachel

“The wool is wet and you have to yank at it”

:vomitsmiley:

Three_Fish – Member

What an excellent name for someone defending a woman who knits a scarf out of her chuff

And to think that boring video woman won the Turner Prize last night. They obviously didn’t know about the Volvoknitter.

Words
(almost)
Fail
Me.
😯

a woman who knits a scarf out of her chuff

although not literally.

How does she pee?

Female Anatomy fail

Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don’t understand.

You sound like an awkward sixth form art student so keen on being edgy and artistic, that they will “appreciate” anything.

You’re just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it’s just a shame that she over-estimated you.

By the sound of it, You’re the kind of person she is aiming her “performance” at.

And it looks like she underestimated you perfectly.

Wonder if she like to do a duet piece with me using my knob as a bobbin?

Mmmm perfect for a cold winters morning walk to work, wrap the scarf around your neck and chin then realise you’ve got a bit of human black pudding entwined in it, breakfast on the move

How does she pee?

I suspect into a series of unlikely containers whist videoing herself.

She clearly misunderstood the words ‘work to end’ on her knitting pattern.

As for the intention to shock, it’s not even that effective really, just slightly ridiculous and worthy of mild sympathy. We had ‘The Vagina Monologues’ 15 years ago, this is just old hat (or ****).

For a limited period*, she’s actually tampon knitting.

My pussy loves a ball of wool but would stop short of ingesting it.

*SWIDT

If performance art is your thing, my daughter found this rather compelling video: