Job advert/title of the day

Outer Space Act Policy Manager

For the UK Space agency, unsuprisingly.

“And what do you do?”

“I work in Policy”

“Oh right, what area?”

“Outer space”

*silence*

A friend of a friend works as a “Chough Monitor”

A friend of a friend works as a “Chough Monitor”

Is that a posh way of saying “Twitcher”?

I’ve a friend whose job title is “Data Wrangler,” and another in middle management who was given free rein to come up with his own job title and so is formally and officially “End Of Level Boss.”

When asked to come up with my own title a few years ago I proffered “Guru” or “Technomancer” at which point the offer was withdrawn and I ended up with Technician or Engineer or something equally exciting. Bah.

Oh, and as for friends of friends, I’ve one of those who is employed as a Fudge Packer.

I knew a woman who had a job at a yogart factory, staring at the milk.

Well that’s what my friend told me. 😀

I have worked with someone with the job title ‘chief geek’

I’d go for “Supreme Ruler and Dictator For Life”. A point for where I nicked that from although I may have got it slightly wrong.

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some job title translations

Davo, Amin?

Calvin and Hobbes.

I once worked with the “Head of health and happiness”. Either best job ever, or a hiding to nothing…

My current boss is “Scotland director” 😆

OP got a link/ref?

I saw an advert for a “Domestic Violence Coordinator” which tickled me.

My mum did some work with Trebor Basset some years ago, they had a “manager of continuous liquorice”.

Andyl, it’s on civil service jobs site.

I saw a job recently for a “Drinking Water Specialist”.

Conceptual Engineer
Data Evangelist
Information Imagineer

Yep – I got to choose some of my job titles. Now just “Consultant”

Not “injury magnet” then? (-:

One of my colleagues is Carnivore and Firearms Supervisor.

When I visited the recruitent centre near us they had a job on their whiteboard for an “Analist”.
I’m assuming they wanted an analyst.

Imagine their disappointment, etc.

My job role on the pay slip on one of my summer jobs was “Casual Stud”

BIL had a job with Orange for a while.. Head of Imagineering

Worked with a squad of Erection Engineers.

No job too small,etc,etc . 🙂

Re-Imagining the Harris – Project Leader 3 year Fixed-term Contract

Just seen the above on guardian jobs 😆

njee20 – Member
I saw an advert for a “Domestic Violence Coordinator” which tickled me.

Left a bit, left a bit, right a bit.

Had a email notification setup for all jobs at a certain grade so got loads of random jobs coming…my favourite was for a Bee Inspector

Think I might promote myself to Self Described Idiot Savant

Bee Inspector

There’s the makings of a Two Ronnies sketch there.

“I’m a Bee inspector”
“Capital or lower case?”
“No Bee’s”
“Who does all the other letters, then?”
etc