I feel i should add (admit?) that i am so fed up of mud that i’ve bought a Charge Plug fixie for playing about on, did 12 miles on it late on tuesday night, up hills, down hills, attempted a few skids but failed miserably, forgot to keep pedalling upon cresting a long lung busting hill and just about got punted over the bars but i was clipped in so thankfully managed to rescue it and i admit it was great fun to ride and oh so quiet – i could hear animals rustling in the hedgerows and i stalked a badger for ages by the moonlight, didn’t see one car on the roads but then again thats nae surprise as i stay in deepest darkest Galloway.
All i need now is to squeeze into some skinny jeans, skinny rib jumper, pork pie hat at a jaunty angle, grow some random facial hair, wear sneakers, appear disinterested at all times, drink pabst blue ribbon watery pish, and sneer at those with freewheels, i’ve already got a crumpler man bag so i’m near-enough there on the messenger front, I also downloaded “To live and ride in LA” from itunes and i’m going to attempt a wheelie at some point this weekend so expect my next update to come from the orthopaedic ward of my local hospital.