Subject: E-bike Tosser
To whom it may concern, notably the E-bike BELLEND, who shouted “move out the way”, half way up the 3 mile climb at Degla.
Is your mother proud of you…?
My mother told me that hard work, patience and politeness are virtues.
Your fat-ass, ringing your bloody child’s bell at me, before shouting “move”, correspond to none of these values.
Today, I was cycling up a hill and a woman in front of me who had gashed her leg, was trying hard but was visibly slower than me. Instead of shouting “move”, I slowed down, asked if she was ok, gave her some words of encouragement and asked is she needed anything. I cycled behind her the whole way up the hill. I didn’t shout “move”, or “ring” my bell, because primarily, I’m not a bell end.
Thus, I suggest a few remedies to you
A) Recognise your fat arse is sat on a motorbike. I’m happy to share a trail with you in the same way I’m happy to share a road with a cyclist when I’m in a car. I don’t shout at the cyclist. I wait.
B) Make the trails a happy place. If some is slower than you say, “‘cuse mate”. I appreciate there are longer sentences but I’m not sure your intellect can handle it. There are people walking around Degla too. I said hello to and old Bloke walking his dog. I want people to like mountain bikers so they don’t write to the daily mail and advocate bans.
C) Shove the bell up your arse.
This isn’t a open letter to all E-bike riders. But don’t be like him.
