If Escher did pie and chips photographs

Woah. Art. 🙂

That makes my head hurt.

That’s incredible. I can’t describe why it’s wrong. But it’s so wrong.

Peas cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding

Those peas are hanging on by a thread 🙂

The picture is even more betterer if you turn it upside down!

It’s kinda cool how the brain can instantly spot it’s wrong, even though it takes a while to work out *why* exactly

(spoiler…
It’s the lighting on the peas; looks like they’ve been pasted in from a photo where they were where the pie is on this plate)

That’s incredible. I can’t describe why it’s wrong. But it’s so wrong.

It’s the peas.
Peas,pie and chips=Wrong
Peas,fish and chips=Right

Is it an advert on the side of a bus shelter?

That is even better. Somehow that’s really funny!

For clarity I could obviously see the peas were ‘upside down’, but actually describing that to someone who couldn’t see the image would not adequately convey how weird it looks!

Really needs beans as well….

I think Neal’s flip photo works betterer .

It’s clearly not a Euclidian-compliant chippy.

Where V=number of vegetables relative to the radius of the pie. And it’s not even a round pie.

Where V=number of vegetables relative to the radius of the pie. And it’s not even a round pie.

Would work better as a Pie Chart.

I crop my peas under money
I’ve done it my life
It makes them look quite funny
But it keeps them on the right.

I’m thirsty just looking at that picture.
The absence of tomato-based food lubricant has sent the aridity count into another dimension and the peas have flipped to balance the plate.

It’s kinda cool how the brain can instantly spot it’s wrong, even though it takes a while to work out *why* exactly

Didn’t take me a while. No gravy, that’s what’s wrong.

No gravy, that’s what’s wrong.

Southerners. I bet that photo is from a greasy spoon in That London.

No gravy, that’s what’s wrong.

Southerners. I bet that photo is from a greasy spoon in That London

Not a chance, no jellied eel, no liquor and chips not mash.

At least it’s a real pie.

Those aren’t real chips though – forrin fries, very possibly surrender spuds.

Upside down peas on a right way around photo. Brain hurting from this or possibly headphone related microwaves.

With professional food photography being an actual thing, why do all chippy and kebab shop photo menus look worse than the actual food? Whereas recipe books and even McDonald’s have unobtainable ambitions.

why do all chippy and kebab shop photo menus look worse than the actual food?

Its an exclusive photoshop filter. Using similar  technology to the process that creates creates magic eye pictures. Kebab shop photos digitally jiggled through a process designed to capitalise on the effect of beer-goggles and make food look especially delicious when viewed through drunk eyes.

If you are feeling desperate (or just in a hurry) you can apply filter to your tinder profile.

Crossover from the old shows thread, More peas Norma?

Garden peas? Dirty ****

I crop my peas under money
I’ve done it my life
It makes them look quite funny
But it keeps them on the right.

Eh? The actual rhyme is:
“I eat my peas with honey,
I’ve done it all my life.
It makes my peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on my knife”
By Spike Milligan, if I remember rightly.

Eh? The actual rhyme is:

Palm, meet face.

That makes my head hurt.

Steady on LAD, I swear on the BIBLE that it makes sense!

If the peas got added (rather than the photo being taken inside the LHC or a black hole), then what might’ve been there before? Shit peas, beans, sweetcorn even? Under what circumstances would an edit have been a better option than just retaking a shit photo of shit food? Oh god it’s lunchtime and all I want now is pie.

That looks rank.

1. I bet that pie has got a soggy arse.
2. The chips lack rigidity and look old.
3. Those peas have passed through the Singularity.

If the peas got added (rather than the photo being taken inside the LHC or a black hole), then what might’ve been there before?

More chips, you can see them under the peas. So what they’ve done there is, had a photo of pie and chips, decided to cash in on the ‘vegan’ market and photoshopped (or possibly cut out of a magazine and actually pasted – who knows) some peas on top of half of the chips.

Sorted it out to please Binners.

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