I drunkenly told someone (a good runner) one day years ago that any old eejit could do a five minute mile…”I mean how hard can it be?”…he laughed at my youthful stupidity and bet me a tenner I wouldn’t do one in six minutes, let alone five. So, we arranged a meeting at a running track, he told me that I should probably use a pace maker. Off we went for four laps + the extra bit for the mile.
I swear, I balls-out sprinted for four laps – at least that’s what it felt like – with my housemate (also a handy runner) pacing me for two and a bit of them. The last lap went by in some kind of delirium. I crossed the line at 5.50.
Then I puked.
Then I collapsed.
Lay there for around 5 minutes before I could even speak.
Could hardly walk for a few days afterwards.
So, yeah, I reckon a sub five-minute mile (for a non-running type person) would be damn difficult, yeah. 🙂