iDave diet:Alternatives to passata?

If you had told Solo that eating elephant dung with a passata sauce was part of the diet, I reckon he’d of done it.
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You’re still a nobb.

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You ok, Solo?

Maybe I need to set my formidable partner Middle-Class-molgrips on you

Now, that has made me laugh out loud.

I knew I liked you.

Now look, you’ve made me late for the gym.

Love and kisses to you and the Mrs.

See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.

EDIT: enough already.

Crab pie on Hairy Bikers is looking delicious.

I am watching Man Vs Food on Dave.

I am watching Man Vs Food on Dave.

What’s he doing this time?

6lb of Frittata or something. New one just starting tho.

Crab pie on Hairy Bikers is looking delicious.

That’s one of my more bizarre dreams. 😳

dumbo turd a la passata

Rainbow trout with prawns in a reduced liquor on a bed of watercress. Could be iDiet compliant?

Oooof. They just added cream to the liquor. Arse.

“They just added cream to the liquor”

Only matters IF you’re on the plan…. have you paid yourself my the subscription fee?

Erm…No.

Sorry.

You’re still a nobb.

You’re still 78kg. Fortunately, with some more healthy eating and gym sessions, you can still lose your fat.

I’m stuck with being a nobb.

FFS DD how am I going to pay for the 5000 mile service on the Sunseeker now?

Goddam you Man Vs Food!

I want a Octo-Burger 😡

I emailed them. They said if we came down and did a presentation to the staff in Poole about the diet, they’d do a service for free. Best I could negotiate. 😐

Funny enough, I almost sold them woven cashmere for lining the yacht ceilings many years ago – Bentley too. Almost that is….

Passatta as in tomato puree? What kind of a diet is that?surely no one wants to live off that.Egg yoks are the healthiest source of nutrition. 😉

I’m going to have a passata omelette for breakfast.

Wunundred! 😀

I got 99 Problems, but Elf got Wun.

I got a problem 99, but a cone ain’t fun

So tomatoes are in right?

What about sweet potatoes?

Just had my 1st day off and had bread and potatoes, now looking forward to starting back on idave tomorrow because i feel bloated!!

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I got 99 Problems, but Elf got Wun.

So are sweet potatoes ok?

I never feel bloated no matter how much I binge on my days off. But then again it’s mostly dairy and sugar I binge on, not so much bread.

Sweet potatoes are out, iirc, as is sweetcorn somewhat surprisingly. But they are both pretty sweet really.

I thought sweet potatoes were part of the squash family.

No – sweet potatoes grow under the ground as tubers or roots or whatever they are called – squashes are fruit (in the botanical sense).