iDave Diet Joinee

Where’s Molgrips gone?

He is ignoring this thread as he’s worried he’s gonna get beaten by a girlie and ignoring choosing the location 😛

I have a crap electric hob.

I’m renting a place at the moment, it too is equiped with said useless electric hob.

So, I know your frustration only too well.
🙂

*bumpy glitch*

HAMSTERS!! It’s not bank holiday yet!

He is ignoring this thread as he’s worried he’s gonna get beaten by a girlie and ignoring choosing the location

I assumed he was training?

I had chicken goujons and onion bhajis for breakfast today. Not because i’m on the idave, though, but people i had no milk for my muesli.

I hate my hob. takes an age to get warm and then once its warm takes even longer to cool down. so stuff either gets stuck cos I become inpatient waiting a era to get hot. Or I get it nice and hot and then start cooking so turn it down but because it takes an era to cool down it cooks unevenly.

renting a place

is crap

DG I was considering it. If you have a flat course near you then I could chose one near me and we could compare. They are unlikely to be the same though, so I was thinking some kind of handicap race type system. Maybe putting in a series of times and the winner is the person who improves most over the weeks…

improves most over the weeks…

“Yes, yes Mr Cavendish, I understand that you’re possibly the best sprinter of all time… but I’ve improved at a far greater rate than you in the last 6 months so I think you’ll find I’m the quicker rider”

OK, not gone crazy on my iDave diet day off, I’ve bike commuted everyday as per normal, been MTBing 4 days a week, started running (me! running! FFS!), been pretty religious on the diet and drank water like a fish: I’ve lost naff all weight for 3 weeks.

Wha gwan?

“Yes, yes Mr Cavendish, I understand that you’re possibly the best sprinter of all time… but I’ve improved at a far greater rate than you in the last 6 months so I think you’ll find I’m the quicker rider”

😀
I think it’s a great idea. I estimate my initial time for a 10 mile flat course will be 232 minutes.

Nah, I’m way slower than that at the moment. I did the normal 20 mile loop before work this morning in 72 hours 31 mins.

By next week I hope to have it down to under an hour. Might need to squeeze in a couple of practice rides first mind.

OK, not gone crazy on my iDave diet day off, I’ve bike commuted everyday as per normal, been MTBing 4 days a week, started running (me! running! FFS!), been pretty religious on the diet and drank water like a fish: I’ve lost naff all weight for 3 weeks.

Wha gwan?

Oh Lordy!, be praised.

We’ve found you !.

You are the one !.

The one person for whom, the iDave diet won’t work………

……..

Life’s a bitch, eh ?.

😉

I estimate my initial time for a 10 mile flat course will be 232 minutes.

…and on the last run i’ll take the bus.

Mr Cavendish, I understand that you’re possibly the best sprinter of all time

so good we had to put intermediate sprints in so you would be able to maintain the green jersey and even contact with the peleton as the race went up hill.

The one person for whom, the iDave diet won’t work………

*sigh*

Thats just my life all over.

“Yes, yes Mr Cavendish, I understand that you’re possibly the best sprinter of all time… but I’ve improved at a far greater rate than you in the last 6 months so I think you’ll find I’m the quicker rider”

It’s a proposal. And most of us are not Cavendish.

is dry cured meat on the idave+?
with a beer enema of course

adh – did you drink much water before you started iDaving? – maybe you have lost weight but are now properly hydrated?

Any of you guys/girls ride Swinley? The Edukator family will be there with Mr fast-group D at the end of the week after next. Race ya! 😉