If you only watch one man having sex with a bicycle today…

http://road.cc/content/news/85955-tyre-slashing-man-caught-camera-having-sex-bicycle

Per Edstrom got fed up that someone kept puncturing his tyres and set up a CCTV camera to try and catch the culprit.

What he got was footage of a hooded man holding a piece of paper, getting intimate with the bike. The miscreant stands over the rear wheel of the bike, punctures the tyre and then masturbates as it deflates.

There really is nowt so queer as folk, is there.

[edit] thread title changed as I prefer the new one.

😯

😯 😕 😯

That Badger bloke ?

Not even a particularly sexy bike…

The story is weird, but the video 😯
The vinegar stroke is pretty obvious.

Not sure I’d be able to keep that bike if I was in the owners position. It would just feel dirty.

Not sure I’d be able to keep that bike if I was in the owners position. It would just feel dirty.

yes, but what are the chances of that happening ever again, twice in a row. A lot better than for the rest of us with our bikes…

the ultimate danger w@nk

What tyres for…..

This certainly adds to the ‘what tyre for’ posts.

Edit: oops, must refresh before adding my witty remark!!!!!

The whole office has just gone “WTF!”

Lucky it wasn’t tubeless or he’d have been covered in sticky white stuff.

I suppose the real question has to be Which wheel size makes for the best Danger tug?

My guess would be 650b must take the “Onanist’s choice” award…

The thing is, how do you even find out that that particular niche appeals to you?

You don’t just happen to find yourself rustling one out over a slowly deflating bicycle tyre in a public place one day and think “Actually, this is not bad, not bad at all…”

There’s special interest, and then there’s SPECIAL Interest…

“Actually, this is not bad, not bad at all…”

😀

Maybe he thought the tyre was a bit soft and he’d hump it up for the owner.

*walks off to get coat*

Just when you thought nothing could shock you anymore? 😯

maybe he gets off on the smell of stale air exiting the tyre 😕

maybe he gets off on the smell of stale air exiting the tyre

Don’t we all?

I wonder if they were hans dampf tyres?

I don’t even intend to watch !!!!! 😯

would have been funny if he’d got his knackers caught between the tyre and frame!!

I dont see much wrong with it, if he could show a little restraint & not puncture the tyre no one would ever know.