I think I have bedbugs :(

You’re incorrigible, Barnes. Plagued by a pestilence, yet still skenning a look down a bird’s top. 😐

apparently it may be Erythema Multiforme, which has symptomless red patches which go away on their own 🙂

Plagued by a pestilence, yet still skenning a look down a bird’s top

very much a case of “look but don’t touch” and she’s definitely not a bird but a mature lady 🙂

Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I do hope you haven’t also got bottom worms Simon. 🙁

Don’t scratch!

I do hope you haven’t also got bottom worms Simon

thanks for your concern Mr. Itchy 🙂