I know what I want for Christmas. A Tower Crane!

Just think of the possibilities.

Can’t be bothered to drag the bins down the gravel driveway from the back of the house? Tower Crane!

Football booted over into the grumpy neighbors garden? They’re not throwing it back – Tower Crane!

Missis can’t be bothered to walk the 1/2 mile to work when our garden backs onto the school? Tower Crane!

New dirty sex pond delivered, need to remove the side gate? No – Tower Crane!

Literally cannot think of a single ownership drawback.

“mate, i have a heavy thing i need lifting over a high thing, could you pop round for a few hours with your crane and help me out on Saturday morning. ”

Thats the downside… You’ll be the mate with a crane

Nah, popping round is a job for a Mobile Crane. Like I said, no downsides.

This is a 1MW pump motor being lifted at work on a weekend job I was supervising 18 months ago. Definitely worth going to work for a big lift.

I know that, you know that.

To “that mate” a crane is a crane and its really mot that big a favour.

Swap crane gor van to see what mean

Oh, I have a van! (And I really don’t mind people asking, my family and friend tend not to take the piss).

Self building ?

I’d be more than happy with a mini digger, I can’t fit a crane in the garage.

Difficult to wrap.

It’s just folding paper and taping it, what’s the problem!?