I have no wifi on the throne.

That is all.

Moved house on Monday and I’ve only just discovered this amazing fact. Before I put the house back on the market, I’ll try one of the other thrones (thinly veiled I have more than one toilet).

I can’t go back to perusing the ingredients of cleaning products.

can you get an ethernet cable under the door?

Books? Magazines?

Armitage Shanks?

(contains some lewdness)

You need a signal pooster.

Well,if you are feeling flush why not splash out on a new router. Don’t forget to wipe the old one.

Someones been taking Strava very seriously.

Back to reading the backs of shampoo bottles , or get an iPad and download I player programmes before you go in?

to save you por’n over a load of articles, just tug your router into a better spot and you should get some relief

Shame. I have, as you can tell.

Oh, you couldn’t? 😳

Our work shunkie has a different problem in that the lights are on movement sensors outside of the reading rooms and it is difficult to get through even a page of a thread without them going out. Now I could just hobble forward, open the door and wave but then there is the fear that someone comes in at that exact moment

One of our workplaces had the wi-fi repeaters closest to the toilets removed!

wifi repeaters or a magazine rack full of MBUK magazines? Perfect toilet reading as no article is longer than 5 minutes reading 😳

Couldn’t you just put a potty next to the router?

Try increasing the fibre content of your diet.

Laying a cable in the right area should sort you out.

Sounds like a crap situation.

One of our workplaces had the wi-fi repeaters closest to the toilets removed!

Cistern of a down.

Laying a cable in the right area should sort you out.

And improve your experience of Logging on.

Or just get in do your business and out!

You want to be logging out.. Logging in is not recommended, gets messy and leads to a bloated feeling.

Live update.

Strong wifi signal confirmed in the down stairs shitter, 50% success rate thus far.

I’m yet to try and ‘post’ from the west wing so will attempt as and when my ibs induced bowel movements allow.

(thinly veiled I have more than one toilet)

Willy waving

Willy waving

I’m not sure that’ll help with the reception.

At my work there is no wifi and the 4/3G signal is temperamental in the toilets. Very frustrating.

Try raising your leg

We could devise an STW app for this and market it to the likes of Rightmove etc so along with local amenities, schools etc you’d have an idea of the wifi signal in the areas of the home that really matter before you even viewed a property.

*makes a note of who to not buy a 2nd hand phone from…

Serious answer:

Out house is made almost entirely from high density block work.

We need wi-fi repeaters to get signal in the living room with the router in the study next door!

I’ve got a load of TPLink AV500 repeaters dotted round the house in the most frequently used rooms, and a spare for pluging in when I’m in the garage/conservatory/spare room and it’s not worth buying another pack to cover those rooms.

Don’t think they do a shaver socket version though.

Two houses; one is on a flood plain, one has no wifi in the loo. Which one do you go for?

Edit: completely misread!

Out house is made almost entirely from high density block work.

*Our

Best typo of the day?

Two houses; one is on a flood plain, one has no wifi in the loo. Which one do you go for?

*head explodes*

Isn’t this why god gave us 4G?