I have a burnt fanjo

Mumsnet thread on rampant rabbit malfunction.. suprised it’s not been mentioned http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1863807-I-have-a-burnt-fanjo

There are some things you just shouldn’t post to the internet 😯

WTF?!

Quality 🙂

Dp is not helping

Well it wounldn’t in that situation would it 😯

Check your household insurance policy to see if it’s covered.

If not, try under soft furnishings – you could just say damage to curtains. No need to specify that it’s the beef ones.

Genuine out loud snot shooting laugh at this advice.

The other one snapped in half due to overuse 😳

Dp was getting quite vigorous with it and the next thing I know it had snapped and was half whirling about.

8)

Yep the beef curtains quote is ace!!

“Fanjo”?

I’ve never heard that one before, and I have the Profanasaurus app.

“You must have a fadge made of bricks” I’ve done some insulting in my time but I know when I’m outgunned

The mrs is gonna get grumpy any second because as usual I’m proper lolling at another quality post 😆

A whatnow? I’ve learnt a new word.

I’m intrigued about the reference to another fanjo burning incident involving melted cheese.

😯 and there was me worried about my magicshine batteries.

“Fanjo”?

I’ve never heard that one before, and I have the Profanasaurus app.

Me neither. I had to google it. Second link is another mumsnet post OH-MY-GOD-MY-FANJO-IS-ON-FIRE.

My only mishap with hair remover was accidentally stripping paint off a newly painted door. It ain’t going near my sensitive bits

You know,

When damage has been caused by a product, it’s normal for Customer Services to request pictures.

That’s made my day that has.

I’m intrigued about the reference to another fanjo burning incident involving melted cheese.

It’s a bit of a competition isn’t it.

Duelling fanjoes.

I see Hora’s got a new username over there now 😀

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1863854-I-burnt-my-vagina-with-cheese

I cooked some findus cheese things this evening – guilty pleasure.

I am on the sofa in a big old t shirt and no knickers. I bit into one end, the cheese came out the other and I’m burnt <<down there>> It was twenty minutes ago and I’m still throbbing.

Please tell me I’m not the only one to have a painful vagine accident.

Just reading the thread titles is comedy in itself. These mums are quite sweary!

Dear God.

😯

Cheese incidents such as above are the sort of thing that’s bound to prevail once you abandon cleaning behind the fridge.

My ribs hurt from giggling. That’s the first genuine laugh I’ve had all week. Brilliant!

I have tears rolling down my cheeks from those. Cheers 😀

She broke the first one in half 😯

Flangtastic 😆

I was managing to keep a straight face till I spotted this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantysgawn

It has a high moisture content and limited shelf life.

Dear god. 😀

Absolute class!

You have to admire her balls.

She’s certainly not doing it right!

I’ll show her

Wet with tears… err hang on, I mean that situation would have me flapping… err I’d be shaken to the core…err what a stimulating topic

I was having a terrible day. . .

Well. that was excellent.

I suggest you mount a demonstration outside their flagship store

Instructional or protest demonstration?

You should see the little avatar thingy facebook uses as an image when you post that link – A very surprised looking woman – pure genius.

I can’t believe the STW massive haven’t asked for……

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Fire in the hole!!

On a related note, this recently happened to me with a Dualit hand held blender.

😀

This is what 😯 was invented for 🙂

On a similar note, never change a tampon after handling raw chillis.

never change a tampon after handling raw chillis.

😆

She’s broken 2 rabbits!!! WOW. they’re pretty robust things