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Errmm, they’ll probably take you away somewhere dark and quiet. Tweak your nipples and give you a nasty chinese burn/wedgy combination. The other driver will have some permanent malady that will need hugely compensating for even though you biffed them at 0.5mph.
If it was your insurance, you’d have to cough for your excess and possibly lose your NCB (depending on your personal arrnagaments).
You’ll now have to take an anger management/dangerous driver/conditions awareness course as this became mandatory last Monday for all involved in biffettes…
Ho hum.
Bob