How many of you are bored stiff at work and clock watching waiting for it to end

Albert Funk
Comedy rating: 54/100
Likes: a fine cape
Dislikes: a fresh can of whoop ass

Name: Charlie McGinger
Comedy rating: 74/100
Likes: Big butts and he cannot lie
Dislikes: Other brothers denying

Willard, hot dang you play a good game

Name: Bucky Bloodlust
Comedy Mammal Rating: 0.8/100 (BUT 99/100 when he gets within 50 metres of you)
Likes: checking out Buddy’s guns
Dislikes: instant coffee and the inability to tie a bandana with hooves

At work until the 3rd of January and already really quite bored.

Marcus Van Bearen
Comedy rating: 56/100
Likes: Mixing it up, Juhzing, getting Kerrrrazzzy
Dislikes: Tinned Salmon, Uptight Canadian Chicks

Hmmmmm. Time to dig deep.

Name: Rocky the Rock Ape
CMR: 75.5/100
Likes: Oranges, flinging poo at tourists
Dislikes: Tourists, RAF Regiment

Name: Roger the Dog
Comedy rating: 44/100
Likes: Hypnosis & Fox hunting & Doggy style.
Dislikes: Having temperature taken.

Name: Tandom Jeremy
Comedy rating: 19/100
Likes: Internet Forums
Dislikes: Internet Forums, Banhammers

Name: ??
Comedy rating: 19.8/100
Likes: Zen Budhism, Gravy Bones.
Dislikes: Hatori Snuggle-Kitty (and everything he stands for)

* suspects many STW-ers are ringers and are already proficient with Comedy Mammal Top Trumps *

Name: Reggie the Rasta Elk
Comedy Mammal Rating: 65.7/100
Likes: Horny times, swallowing projectile bananas
Dislikes: Inability to conceal nutsack from nosy photographers

EDIT: Kryton57 on a yellow card for trying to trump us with a non-mammal. 😉

Name: Rex
CMR: 50/100
Likes Mud, cat poo, clean floors, clean sofas, clean clothes
Dislikes: The hoover, trips to the V. E. T, the postman

Name: Gemima
Comedy Mammal Rating: 96.5/100
Likes: Match.com
Dislikes: Missionary, backwards cowboy.

Name: Orel Hump
Comedy Mammal Rating: 55/100
Likes: Right Said Fred’s
Dislikes: The Fuzz (he a badass)

Name: Lady Jemima Sniffington-Balls
CMR: 77.7/100
Likes: Doggy style, clipped nails
Dislikes: Keith Chegwin, Pantone 1817, tan lines

EDIT – deluded – there’s meant to be an animal in your picture – I keep looking but can’t spot it.

Everything still to play for…

Name: Semi-Skimmed Sarah
Comedy Mammal Rating: 86.3/100
Likes: Dolph Lundgren, maintaining an impassive cow face even when skimming
Dislikes: Paypal Gift and vigilantes on the classifieds

Name: Dolph Hoff
Comedy Mammal Rating: 150/100
Likes: Semi-Skimmed Sarah and her lissome dolphin partner
Dislikes: The Berlin Wall

Camo, your definately right, this deserves its own thread! It’s time to take this to the streets!

And even though kryton had a non mammal when I read his name was random Jeremy I nearly browned my calvins!

Name: Stuffed Crufts
Comedy rating: 87/100
Likes: Christmas Tips
Dislikes: Scooters

Sorry tandom Jeremy! Damn spellcheck

Name: Melvin
CMR: 83/100
Likes: The great outdoors, females with a sense of adventure, Land Rovers
Dislikes: Thos bloody adverts, people watching when a dude’s trying to have some private time

* senses game is being lost *

Name: Elkinsafety
Comedy rating: 94.3/100
Likes: getting rufty tufty all over de place
Dislikes: the chafe you get from metal elk

Camo, your definately right, this deserves its own thread! It’s time to take this to the streets!

Nah, I’m starting to like it here. Hope I haven’t trashed your thread…

Strepsils definitely hold the answer. I’m not sure exactly what the question was, but damn if Strepsils don’t hold the clue.

name: ???? ???
comedy rating: 33.3333/100
likes: a good flow rate
dislikes: asparagus

Not at all camo you have made something genius! I’m getting on the strepsils!

time for another?

Name: Rupert Smellyballs
CMR: 88/100
Likes: Romantic Dinners, Reggae, Top Gear on Dave
Dislikes: Shampoo, poo, Jimmy Saville

Name – Humpy Bogart
CMR – 2/100. Do I look like I do comedy? DO I?
Likes – Jazz pianists.
Dislikes – Whistling. I mean, we all know how to do it, right? So it’s not really very clever, now is it?

Name: Christiano Beluga
CMR: 41/100
Likes: The Special One, skinny dipping, crab sticks
Dislikes: Anyone who calls it ‘Wendyball’

Okay, it’s all gone quiet, so:

Name: Louis ‘Wolfie’ Smith
CMR: 98/100
Likes: Bouncing, flouncing and ravishing Nigella Lawson after hours
Dislikes: Existentialism, blondes and anything starring Steve Carroll

Name: buster strawfield
CMR: 90/100
Likes: The works of chekov. wrigleys gum
Dislikes: mirrors, raybans, jay z

Name: Bacon Sandwich
CMR: 54.3/100
Likes: Bacon, Burgers, Hotdogs, Pizza, Nigella Lawson
Dislikes: Paul McCartney

Name: Roger Fiver Thumper McBuggs
CMR: 78/100
Likes: Beige, taupe, cream, unbleached silk, buff, tan, khaki
Dislikes: Light brown

Name: Pope Piggious XII
CMR: 0/100
Likes: Churches and shit
Dislikes: Contraception

Name: Darf ballskin
CMR 9.99/100
Likes: The dark side, velvet pillows, roger moore
Dislikes: the hairy bikers, bright lights

Name: Lenny the Lion
CMR: 3/100
Likes: Gentlemans Relish and a smooth sac
Dislikes: Jellied Eels

Hi guys… started without me, did you? 😉

Name: Enrico Llorente Diaz Amigo Muchacho, ‘Call Me Snifter’ Jesus
CMR: 47.8/100
Likes: Mayans, Cortez, Hooters
Dislikes: Pipe smokers, pretentious middle-class cockbags, Ipswich Town

name: Jellybean jones
CMR: 43/100
likes: shiny disco balls, catnip smoothies
Dislikes: dirty floors, black keys on the piano!

Morning Dude, hows the strepsil diet going?

* lols at Pope Piggious XII, Jellybean Jones and Lenny. Decides to up stakes *

Name: Stevie Bunnder
CMR: 76/100 (sans piano); 97/100 (avec piano)
likes: Hopping, chopping, bopping and lady bunnies who play for carrot
Dislikes: Being inside a microwave

Morning Dude, hows the strepsil diet going?

Morning. 😉

Strepsils supply exhausted. 😥 Today’s medication of choice: Vicks First Defence nasal spray… expect total sinus annihilation any minute now.

Stevie Bunnder might be the winner so far! 😆

i have a hangover and on the empty stomach and solpedine diet. Rock on tommy!