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  • How many of you are bored stiff at work and clock watching waiting for it to end
  • And i didnt mean the end of the world 🙂 Although apparently we dont have long to wait for that to happen if you believe it!

    Premier Icon ourmaninthenorth
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    The end of the would be handy, given how much work I have still to do.

    Still, it’s not as bad as the time I did a 36 hour all nighter on 23/24 December in another city….

    Premier Icon votchy
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    Been clock watching since Tuesday morning, still got half a day tomorrow yet, any ideas to keep me going?

    god knows man! i have been sitting here listening to spotify which takes the edge off!

    there is a good video on here of some boys out in chamonix that wasted 6 minutes

    Premier Icon footflaps
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    */ Puts hand up /*

    Had enough several days ago…..

    Mackem
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    me, and I havent even started yet. Dont finish today until 10pm then 4 hours tomorrow of putting up with ungrateful, stuck up, rude kids.

    camo16
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    Yeah, that’s my box too.

    Sucking on way too many Strepsils is my chosen method of easing the boredom.

    mrjmt
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    Me, even more so as I handed my notice in yesterday! 8)

    thats super painful!

    Premier Icon bruneep
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    back to work tomorrow. 🙁

    i thought strepsils have a laxative effect if you consume to many? Guess you can sit on the bog for a bit 🙂

    camo16
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    Poised over Percy Porcelain works for me, redhouse! Anything to kill time.

    Ha ha!

    i have found that going on chain reaction and shopping for loads of stuff, then deleting it all cos you have no money left kills an hour!

    Premier Icon scaled
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    I’m WFH till the new year now – it’s still dragging like a bitch on this conf call…

    Premier Icon FuzzyWuzzy
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    Not long back from a boozy Christmas lunch, surprised I managed to log in once back in the office. Not risking typing any emails so figured I’d spend my remaining couple of hours here, then luckily I’m in walking distance of home.

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    Still, it’s not as bad as the time I did a 36 hour all nighter on 23/24 December in another city….

    I remember being in Shetland (for work) once on 24th December, awaiting a “gap in the snowstorm” to fly off the island. Then later awaiting “defrosting the frozen wings” of the plane at Aberdeen to get me to London.

    As I don’t like flying at all, I was glad when I eventually got home in time for Christmas day.

    to kill time . . been colouring up the last few panels of this today . . . it’s not for everyone though this illustrating game?

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    I’ve been wfh for two weeks. Am I motivated?

    ti_pin_man
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    waves hand , me sir. yawn. But I’m a contractor so I think of the money and listen to dodgy rock and metal on spotify and have one more conf call for the day in 12 mins and then on my bike.

    Molgrips;
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk[/video]

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    molgrips – Member
    I’ve been wfh for two weeks. Am I motivated?

    I’m judging you solely on the effort you put into the moon landings thread.

    camo16
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    I’m now so bored I’m sketching out rules for my new epic game, which I’ve whimsically entitled Comedy Mammal Top Trumps.

    Basically, you pick a comedy mammal from Google Images with a high comedy rating. Your unseen STW foe does likewise. Then, you compare and the winner gets to wee in his/her opponent’s shoes/heels.

    Here’s mine:

    Name: Gavin
    Comedy mammal rating: 67/100
    Likes: Lazy sunsets over Lake Bala
    Dislikes: Lolcats and Joan Jett

    A sure-fire winner? Maybe not, but it’s killed 2.5 minutes…

    camo16
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    No-one else then?

    Okay, I’ll play myself:

    Comedy Mammal Top Trumps, Vol. II

    Name: Earl
    Comedy mammal rating: 87/100
    Likes: Chowing down on Stoner’s wood
    Dislikes: Bad-tempered politics threads, the end of the (Mayan) world

    I am victorious! Let the shoe weeing commence.

    awesome, if i knew how to stick pics up i would get involved

    camo16
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    Why, it’s simples!

    Google Images

    Choose Pic

    Control plus mouse click >>> copy image URL

    Click the IMG button above, paste in URL, check it’s worked on Preview and you’re good to go.

    * is pleased at ability to write semi cogent instructions after in excess of 15 strepsils *

    Name: Lord Spiffington-Otter
    Comedy mammal rating: 92/100
    Likes: Fine cigars, vintage claret and fish
    Dislikes: Mersey Trout.

    willard
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    Come get some….

    Name: Punchy The ‘Roo
    Comedy mammal rating: 65/100
    Likes: Punching people
    Dislikes: People taking photos of him

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    Name: M Sea Lion
    CMR: 86.2/100
    Likes: Rapper’s fingers
    Dislikes: Rap music

    camo16
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    Well played, CFH, I see what you did there.

    Okay, so I’ll hit back with:

    Name: Eric “Gawpy Side Eyes” Treehuggington-Blythe
    Comedy mammal rating: 92.5/100
    Likes: Side ads with babes showing serious bap
    Dislikes: Orange 5s and cigarettes with painted-on red tips that don’t draw properly

    EDIT: Am I winning?

    ive had zero strpsils and cant get it! can i just right click the image and copy?

    when i preview it doesnt have it! This is a class game and i wish to get immersed in it! althoughmy day is done finally! I will work on this and try tomorrow

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    Name: Fido the Milk Rustler
    CMR: 5/100
    Likes; Free drinks, access to large mammary glands
    Dislikes: Getting a pat on the back

    Premier Icon cardo
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    I’ll play….

    Name:Fred
    Comedy mammal rating: 81
    Likes: Dressing in female cats wigs, Countdown, Bingo on a Thursday
    Dislikes: Being put in the washing machine, Piers Morgan

    camo16
    Member

    ive had zero strpsils and cant get it! can i just right click the image and copy?

    when i preview it doesnt have it! This is a class game and i wish to get immersed in it! althoughmy day is done finally! I will work on this and try tomorrow

    Should do the trick… I get message ‘copy image URL’ when I control+mouse click (on a Mac though) and I just press that.

    I reckon this genius game deserves its own thread… 😉 … but we’ll need your contribution smartish here, or you’re out of the game!

    EDIT: I think you’re scoring low with Fido the Milk Rustler… that’s got to be in the high 80s at least.

    Name: Rifleman Fluffikins
    Comedy mammal rating: 91/100
    Likes: Popping a cap in yo’ ass! And nuts. Lots of nuts.
    Dislikes: Invisible alien life forms in the woods. But then, if it bleeds…..

    super Gareth
    Comedy rating: 85.6/100
    likes: crack and caffiene
    dislikes: just about everything

    Grizla
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    Name: Kerry Nutkins
    Comedy rating: 78/100
    Likes: Sucking nuts and chasing blue tits
    Dislikes: .22 lead pellets

    camo16
    Member

    The temperature’s stepping up.

    I’m sweating, seriously.

    But I still have…

    Name: Misukki the gravity defying Ninja Cat from Brigend
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 94.3/100
    Likes: Invisible trampolines, chicks who go ‘grrrrrr’ when they mean ‘why miawwwwwww’
    Dislikes: being stapled to the wall

    Premier Icon muddydwarf
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    I wish i WAS at work 🙁

    Put my back out on Sunday, painful but mobile mon/tues then bent over to put my boots on yesterday at 07:30 and TWANG!!!! i’m on the kitchen floor in agony. Not been able to get in today either, bloody sore and stiff 🙁

    willard
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    Name: Hatori Snuggle-Kitty
    CMR: 80/100 (+ 10% if carrying catnip)
    Likes: Sushi, milk
    Dislikes: Low flying birds, red laser dots

    Albert Funk
    Comedy rating: 54/100
    Likes: a fine cape
    Dislikes: a fresh can of whoop ass


    Name: Charlie McGinger
    Comedy rating: 74/100
    Likes: Big butts and he cannot lie
    Dislikes: Other brothers denying

    camo16
    Member

    Willard, hot dang you play a good game

    Name: Bucky Bloodlust
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 0.8/100 (BUT 99/100 when he gets within 50 metres of you)
    Likes: checking out Buddy’s guns
    Dislikes: instant coffee and the inability to tie a bandana with hooves

    At work until the 3rd of January and already really quite bored.

    Marcus Van Bearen
    Comedy rating: 56/100
    Likes: Mixing it up, Juhzing, getting Kerrrrazzzy
    Dislikes: Tinned Salmon, Uptight Canadian Chicks

    willard
    Member

    Hmmmmm. Time to dig deep.

    Name: Rocky the Rock Ape
    CMR: 75.5/100
    Likes: Oranges, flinging poo at tourists
    Dislikes: Tourists, RAF Regiment

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