Name: Cosmic Brian
CMR: 80/100
Likes: Weed, Whiskey and Wisdom.
Dislikes: Mayans, Telephone Sales Types and Last Orders At the Bar…

Thanks all! 😀

Too many excellent comedy mammals to go for a single winner, but my favourites are willard’s Hakori cat, Oozi, Simon the dog, the Squirrel of Steel, BatSquirrel and Dances with Essex Girls… but then there’s the Phil cat…

Impossible to decide!

While I head off to refine the rules for Comedy Mammal Top Trumps and whittle through my short list I’d like to thank all those who posted for making my lead up to Christmas!

Good job!

Instead of hunting and gathering and general survival, we used mankind’s most advanced invention to produce stuff like this!

* suspects Brooess is wise beyond years *

I am awarding camo with the 4 pack for giving the thread the true essence it deserves. I have laughed until I almost deposited brown stuff in the Levi’s!

Choose your tipple sir? It shall be in the post tomorrow

Aw shucks!

No worries about the beverage offer – I had fun!

Here’s a last one for the cheap seats:

Name: Elsa the Embarrassed black-and-white Static Dog
CMR: 94/100
Likes: the possibilities for pointless excellence on STW, Tulisa and CFH’s never-ending ski thread
Dislikes: The knowledge that, once the bag comes off (and come off it will), the inevitable shaming visual of Elsa spray-dump all over the background

Laters all,
camo

Name: Nigel “Disco Funkster” Worthington
CMR: 99.2/100
Likes: Getting down on it, busting a groove, the electric boogaloo, a nice tight seal
Dislikes: New Romantics