Help me survive the in-laws

Well really help them survive me!

Tried sledging, riding my bike in the snow, still on the verge of violence.

We live in France they live in Cyprus, they arrived Sunday and dont leave till a week on Monday! Cant wait to feel free in my own house again.

Mother in law I can handle, but Father in law has me on a knife edge…

any suggestions?

Gaffa tape and valium.

Napalm

Gaffa tape and Napalm, followed by valium for me sounds like a plan!

Tel him he’s a obnoxious **** and if doesn’t shut up your gonna wee in his shoes 😉

your house – be the man of it, lay the law down or send him packing

Get a case of red.

Have a quiet word in his ear. If that doesn’t work, nut him. Ok you might not get some “special time” with Mrs Slow, but you will feel much better!

Whisky + mano a mano wrestling.

Get him smashed out of his head, next day tell him he told you all about his “problem” but its ok as you won’t tell anyone.

He won’t dare give you any grief.

If that fails then tell nasty lies about him, this may put a stop to repeat visits.

Just mtfu and ask him what’s his problem.

Just walk naked around the house and ask for a hug… they’ll stay in their own room for the rest of the stay guaranteed!

LOL Taff