hello!

i’m new so i thought i’d introduce myself. have been watching for a little while tho! 😯

hello back

(Waves)

howdy.

Nice to know i wasn’t the only lurker. I’d upset someone on here within 24hrs 😳 Lets see if you do any better! 😆

Greetings contestant number 2. What’s your name and where do you come from? Have you got a question for our lovely suitor?

lots of different q’s being asked here! you all seem to have a variety of info available.

are you sure you have thought this through?

Singletrack knows the answer to every question. If the regulars do not know the answer they will make it up or punish you for your wrong opinion and/or stupidity.

Enjoy the chatter, don’t feed the trolls.

don’t feed the trolls, that would appear to good advice after what i’ve seen so far!.

Good evening to you.

and a good evening to you too!

YOur wrong and I’m right, this is the internet and I demand you provide links to facts or photos of cats with badly written captions! Let’s fight!

*hey dude, welcome to stw!

Hello, are you a god?

This would be very handy as it would clear a lot of things up for me..

i’m GOD, the others are all pretenders.

Hello

I was rather thinking you may have advice for us, given your somewhat (dare I say in an introductory thread) confidently self-assured monicker.

i’m now in search of the emergency exit! please let me out you’re scaring me.
ps pay no attention to the monicker it’s the wifes affectionate name for me (either that or she’s taking the piss 😉 )

So you’re not the messiah?

the messiah would never admit to it so i won’t either, you’ll have to decide for yourselves.

Greetings 🙂

Norf or Sarf? Gears or beard?

I’m the messiah!

And so is my wife…

jesus walks into holiday inn puts three nails on the counter and says put me up for the night!

oh, and ciao to the op

Hello.

sarf with a beard
oh and as stiff as the monicker suggests 😆

hello……………and do you push back ride a 29r….. 😉

nope 26″ for me had thought about 29er but not sure what the advantages are really.

[Tannoy] SurfMatt to the forum, SurfMatt to the forum [/Tannoy]

SurfMatt – Some jokers trying to push you off the cover of menshealth buddy.

hello 8)

Hello what tyres?

Welcome and Always be prepared to don the flame suit!

hello there run while you still can

Hello

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me

Is there anyone home?

Wello.

What (bike)…
Where…
How (style)…
Why…
When…
…. do you ride?

sharki – Member
So you’re not the messiah?

nope he’s a very naughty boy.

loads of q’s! i’m not that interesting am i?
right then
tyres – old tioga’s
bike – old claud butler comp
how – cross country
why – i like it!
when – as often as i can
nope he’s a very naughty boy – again as often as i can!

Hello, spell things proper like, you WILL be lynched otherwise, innit!

Hello

loads of q’s! i’m not that interesting am i?

Fresh meat 🙂

it’s getting scary again!