Left a fart in a lift? – Yes
Peed in a public swimming pool? – Yes
Knocked one out in the work toilets? – Yes
Left a floater in someone else's house? – Yes
Made someone else sleep in the wet patch? – Yes
Had a tactical chunder half way through a night on the lash? – Yes
Knocked one out in the shower at home,or anywhere else for that matter?Yes
Floated a Mersey Trout in the sea? – No
Faked an orgasm? (Blokes can too you know!) – No
Crept out of the house before she woke up? – Yes
Told your mates to "avoid her…" then copped off with her yourself? – Yes
Peed in a sink? – Yes
Floated a silent trouser trumpet and blamed someone else? – Yes
Forgotten her name when you woke up? – Yes
Looked in to a female friends underwear drawer? – No of course not!(yes)
Got a semi on a topless beach? – No
Said you were full because the mother in law's cooking was so bad? – No
Touched cloth? – Yes
'Accidentally' gone up the wrong avenue…..? – Yes
Plus:
When i was a car salesman i used to drop a stinker then make them hang around to smell it! The look on they're faces was priceless!
Describe car colours with funny names in front and say it really quick so they were never sure if they heard it or not, eg, bawbag blue, baloon knot brown, boner black.
Added flavour to your mates pint/bosses coffee cup by the stealth art of porky tanging! Ill not go into too much detail but it involved the unbuttoning of trousers!
Truely disgusting gentleman (and ladies)..
of course, i never did any of the above..it was a "friend" who answered the questions.
