Grand designs

Hmmm

less than a min in and I dislike Clinton

I thought he was a ****, then I saw his designer.

Ya, he got the look of a person who is going to save the world … Clinton that is … 😯

🙂

And the designer bloke looks like he was made by Jerry Anderson.

Good lord the man is not likeable is he

Tea on screen moment there ^^^

So his idea of “perfect” is basically this:

Well at least if he doesn’t like it, he can sell it to Amazon to use as a new distribution centre……… 😉

I do believe he’s building a bellenderous* cavern, fit for a bellenderous loon.

There’s obviously a lot of money to be had in cleaning

*I’m claiming dibs on that word!

FAB Clinton.

What a ****. Hated the bloke within 10 seconds. Someone’s cut the top half off the designer’s glasses.

The place is ridiculous.

I’m guessing he’ll have huge mirror somewhere so he can stand and look at himself for hours/days on end

Oh look, Kevin got an unnecessary trip to France to make a minor point

Why the hell does anyone need a house that big? Looks like he trashed the woodland to build it. Must admit I laughed when I saw the state of the house he is trying to sell. Blokes an arse

It’s not black, it’s a deep charcoal.

black colour chart

I think Kev has had a good run but its time for someone new.

😀

He cant believe his own smugness

I never thought I’d see anyone who wants to look like that **** from the gadget show.

£1.3m
Only a couple of hundred thou and he’s doubled his original budget

I feel so sorry for him

Top Gear is dead.
Long live Top Gear.

£6k of tile gloop …… Whaaaaaaaaa 😯

Look like the arch enemy in a Bond film.

I never thought I’d see anyone who wants to look like that **** from the gadget show.

My ex is a manager of a Waterstones branch. They had the **** from the gadget show in as a guest signing some drivel he was pedaling.

His request (demand) was that the manager (my ex) would approach him and the fans towards the end of the singing and say the event was now over. He would then protest and sign for another 20mins. The idea being he would look awesome and the staff, ****. ****.

At least there is no pregnant wife in this episode to blame on Kevin

I got the impression his kids don’t live with him. I can’t imagine why he’s single.

Bingo, there’s the mirror!!

Faaaaaaaak 😯

I don’t want to but I do like it.

What tyres for travelling around the house?

£120k for the kitchen ….

Full length mirrors 😉

Now a couple????

That’s a fair old batchelor pad.
Proportions look good, even though it’s huge, and it does look quite stunning.

Good effing Lord…. What a pair of helmets…. I really don’t like that which is rare for me to say.. 😕

There’s bits of it i like.
But £120k for a f***ing black kitchen

And how boring did that poor little girls room look

Ding ding ding £1.5m
2x his budget

I only checked in to see if there was a thread… There it was, at the top

What a truly awful house.

Lawn looked a bit patchy

Next week’s looks better.

That’s a future Barcelona Pavilion, Farnsworth or dare I say it, Villa Savoye.
Stunning.

The lawn needed a watering can of glyphosate and a large member burning into it

Stunning place, I love it. What I dislike about modern houses built by developers is room size, plot size, height. Now we know all you need to do to fix that is throw another 2 mil at the problem. Really love the attention to detail.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure his valves line up with his tyre logos.