Gang rape, drowning and necrophilia in Bury.

Clarence Park Lido this lunchtime.

One female repeatedly chased, head forced underwater, raped by her two assailants then drowned.
Both attackers then fought each other for the right to defile the corpse.

This happened as several families watched.
No one tried to help.

If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I really, really don’t want to return as a duck.
Dem’s nasty.

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[Quote]That’s awful.
Can’t seem to see anything about it in the news though???[/quote]….

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Wow.

That’s awful.

Can’t seem to see anything about it in the news though???

EDIT: Doh 😀 Naughty ducks.

Doh!

Source for the story?

Surely has to be hoisin with pancakes and some spring onion

Even I have to admit that’s a poor show by the OP

Awful, some people are just plain quakers

Thats awful, did you phone the RSPCA?

Source for this story?

Hoi Sin, I think.

*Curse you, Graham! *

That’s quackers… No one contact the old bill ?

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I blame the dehumanising effect of modern urbanisation

What if that was your wife?

You’d be from Norfolk? And she might also be your cousin?

Nice ninja edit, Kryton!

This ones really going to test the ‘read topic and then post without reading the whole thread’ brigade.

That could have been a baby Robins face or something

I’ve read about this behaviour before but never witnessed it.
That’s why I posted.
Interesting to witness animals we usually class as comical and/or delicious displaying such behaviour.
One in the, er, eye for the anthropomorphists out there to ponder.

I reckon my wife could have fought them off.
They weren’t very big ducks.

He he, brilliant

Kryton57 » What if that was your wife?

One of the culprits is hiding in this thread….

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/need-a-freelance-graphic-designer

*curses not being able to post gifs from phone….

For you Tom

Indeed. Skim read it first and was confused. Well done OP

The 2 accused have appeared in court, the judge asked them how they pleaded to which they replied “not guilty mallard”
Igmc

Bravo 😀

Once a duck gets a boner mate…….

I just read about on a French news website. I canard-ly believe it.

You shouldn’t have been Peking

theotherjonv – Member

I just read about on a French news website. I canard-ly believe it.

Eider phoned the police.

Down with this kind of behaviour, goosing around is no joke.

As a Cumbrian, I’ve grown up to expect such fowl behaviour in Lancashire.

The OP has Foie Gras-ssed them up. It’s now a fait a confit.

Sounds like pretty normal behaviour if the ducks around here are anything like typical!

Gang rape seems to be a way of life for them.

You could always check to see if one of them was a soul singer by putting it into a microwave and seeing if it’s Bill Withers.

Sadly have witnessed such a thing, even more bizarre it was during dinner at Club Med resort in Turkey and despite requests the staff just ignored it, they pointed out it wasn’t unusual. It did put us off our food !

What did the bill have to say?

I saw one of their kids has been Tweeting about this already.

Sorry. Cheep joke.

despite requests the staff just ignored it

As opposed to what? “Excuse me garçon, the nature is offending us, could you turn it off please?”

It’s an odd scene all the same.

I think the setting hightens the incongruity – we had just managed to sit down with a client for lunch, moving away just wasn’t possible.
Colleague did a great distraction job, as did the various mums and grand parents.
Dunno if the toddlers would have noticed, tbh.

It’s a nice park though with a couple of miles of trails that would make a pleasant family jaunt.
Good playground, outdoor gym, balance park.

” necrophilia ” – I’m not an expert on ducksex and I know they play rough but I thought all parties were alive at the vital momment ?