Need a freelance graphic designer

For a quick job – need a jpeg of a cartoon character redrawn in about five different postures.

Any one interested?

Needless to say badnewz pays his dues.

rainbows you say?

teddy bears?

spokey dokeys?

Pie charts?

you’ve come to the right place 🙂

wwwaswas is it ok if I email you the details?

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Mrs Toast and Jamie to the forum, please.
Mrs Toast and Jamie to the forum, please.

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how much? is this one of these things where we have to work for free as per usual?

wwwaswas is it ok if I email you the details?

I’m afraid I’ve all the artistic ability of a pissed pigeon.

There’s lots here who will be able to do what you want though.

Some might even stick to the brief 😉

Postures, you say?

…aaaand this is where we discover about badnewz’ latest project is The Cartoon Karma Sutra…

Nope – £20.
Should take about 20 mins if that.

Hang on a minute. I’m one of them.

A quickee you say? I’ve got a quiet afternoon. Want to email me the details? (address in profile)

cartoon character redrawn in about five different postures

beyond missonary, doggy and angry dragon I didnt think there were any others?

Binners would be your man I reckon, he’s bound to know the whole karma sutra.

Thanks binners email on its way.

Should take about 20 mins if that.

[edit] the only problem with getting binners to do it is that he uses hora as a life model.

beyond missonary, doggy and angry dragon I didnt think there were any others?

W**king duck, obviously. (Awaits Jamie’s Daffy Duck pic)

20 mins has gone by…

Has Binners done it? Has the deadline been met? Is the client happy? What will Binners spend the £20 on… so many questions.

Pics required, when done. 😉

What will Binners spend the £20 on?

20 Gregg’s sausage rolls. As any fule kno.

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…aaaand this is where we discover about badnewz’ latest project is The Cartoon Karma Sutra…

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Back when I had a job doing arty type stuff, it wasn’t unusual to get requests for a little freeby from customers/clients. Usual currency was a very large bag/s of Sainsbury’s donuts, but they normally came to collect anyway, so the exchange was easy. No donuts = no job!

done yet?

Should take about 20 mins if that.

I love it when people that can’t do my job tell me how long it should take. 😉

done the bizniz Binners?

Binners is on the case.
Thanks very much everyone!

Binners is on the case.

Did someone say McLovin’-style drawn porn?

20 mins,…is it a stick man?

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He’s taking his sweet time…..

This is the longest 20 mins in history.

Tis all done and dusted chaps. It was an eventful journey that got all misty-eyed and retro, as it embraced a more traditional way of working.

I rejected the knowing winks of my Mac, and dusted off my pens – remember them – and actually drew some stuff. I rather enjoyed it too.

Unfortunately when I then tried to scan the results, my scanner, no doubt protesting about the fact that everyone had forgotten what one of those is – stuck two fingers up at me and promptly died. Its now in the bin.

Go there in the end though. I had a spare scanner in’t loft

Everyone loves a happy ending 😀

Mandatory “Happy ending! Fnarrrr”

Eeer, yes. Glad to hear it.

Nearly bought a Umax firewire scanner the other day, top of the line one. ‘Twas £3. But then I thought about having to move house with it and left it in the big pile of stuff where it was.

can we see the results?

Not really much to see at the moment, they’re just simple line art drawings. Badnewz is presently working his magic with them, turning them into animation, so probably best to see the finished result.

Best not to let light in on magic, and all that 😉