Fosters Rocks!

Naturally I thought this would be a short lived trial ending up in the bin.

Suprisimgly drinkable.

You need to see a doctor – could be cat AIDS.

You’re dead to me.

Gross.

Honestly, I thought cheap lager with cheap,spiced rum was for people,other than me, but it’s quite tasty…

How much of it did you have to drink to form that opinion?

Fosters? Ah, this would be Jeremiah Foster, the Wiltshire micro-brewer.

Cheap beer and cheap rum, mixed together.

I’m feeling a migraine and vomit hangover just thinking about it

We’ll be reading about him putting a bin through the kebab shop window in
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I was weaned on Fosters – Tis a fine lager for a hot sunny day.

I really feel that if you have an urge to drink something along those lines, you could at least do it properly…

You’ve drunk the whole case, haven’t you.

😆

TBF, it wasn’t a desire to see you die, it was a prediction.

Die in a ditch.

And if you don’t quite die then there are probably a few dregs left in the many discarded fosters cans that seem to congregate in roadside ditches.

Every cloud and all that.

Hmm Aussie lager… I associate it with those plastic paddy pubs
That used to infest our high st, thankfully a thing of the past &
We can continue to have good old British brewed beer

It’ll be Buckfast next…

“Suprismgly” vomit inducing too.
Hangover should be good. 🙂

Where did you get it, did you run over a hen do or something?

This bloke disagrees. He prefers XXXX.

Me, I’d take pretty much any ale over Aussie cooking lager.

I don’t mind drinking it, although I only sold once in Oz in the 12 months I was there, in a Brit themed pub in Sydney.

The problem is the day after, all those lagers like Carling and Fosters give me outrageous hangovers, where as the stronger Heinikan (or however it’s spelt) doesn’t.

Co-op wheat beer is the worth though, tastes nice but I get a banging headache before I’ve finished the first bottle.

What do you usually put in your mouth to make Fosters tastes drinkable ?

What do you usually put in your mouth to make Fosters tastes drinkable ?

Now there’s an interesting question…
Enquiringly minds would like to know. 😀

OP never answered my question…..nuff said

Well, sticking spiced rum in it seems to work. It’s obviously teenage juice and I wouldn’t drink it again after my experiment. On the third of four cans now, one to go before it gone.

This country.

could be worse

I have had a few samples ..does this mean I have achieved social mobility.

Btw its only rum flavour.. alcohol content still marginally above gnats pee and fosters radler

The problem is the day after, all those lagers like Carling and Fosters give me outrageous hangovers, where as the stronger Heinikan (or however it’s spelt) doesn’t.

Heineken only has the holy trinity (water, malted barley and hops) + a bit of magic yeast in it.

Rumour has it that Fosters has corn syrup amonst the other shit they put in it these days. Truly hateful stuff.

I can’t drink the 2-star lager, but will drink 4-star if there’s no ale available (just to be polite, probably leave after one).