Female runner assaults, niche cyclist (or vice versa) Bibury

And I think the cyclist is this guy, saw him the other day as well

I guess she was a solo runner and was unconnected to the car. Why else would she phone the police claiming assault if she knew camera footage existing showing the opposite. She probably got home, bricked it and decided to get “her side” of the story to the police first.

I reckon she got out of the following car (she did come from the left?)

Old guy riding bike on quiet country lane, maybe a bit deaf, maybe its a quiet car, whatever. She hops out of the car, while driver films her “hilarious” attack. He says he’s going to call the police, he’s got the number plate etc, she calls up saying she’s been assaulted to discredit him. Video posted to youtube as the internet is annonymous and no one will ever find out etc her close circle of friends etc.

Stuff like this never happens on my rides. How come I’m never pursued by black catsuit clad ladies.

She does look a proper looper though.

well following the law of two’s fit/single/sane that means she might be up for a date if you find her.

pebblebeach – Member
Does look like the start of porn movie though. (not that I watch them of course)

You bother to watch the start?

Seriously though. What if she had succeeded in pushing him off his bike and he’d landed head first?

flat caps are safer than helmets. !FACT!

Something is missing from that incident.
Why is some sexy black clad lady attacking Jack Sugden?

I think you all trivialising this and ignoring the real question:

What tyres should use for riding on a lane whilst being assaulted by a mad woman? 🙂

A fuller video turns up. Seems he may be a hunt supporter and the car behind is occupied by people trying to monitor the local hunt…

An assault… near Bibury? Sounds a bit fishy if you ask me.

*groan*

martinhutch’s post and vid completely reframes the situation for me- knock the old fecker off his bike!! Not something I thought I’d ever write!

how is that cyclist arrogant? people are so strange.

Tee he that does explain it a bit – but get tactic from the guy on the bike ( even tho I disagree with why he is doing it) – there is nothing the car full of folk can do there at all.

there is nothing the car full of folk can do there at all

maybe the suave secret agent in the Aston Martin behind them has a ‘Deploy Ninja’ button on his dashboard

Whoa, whoa…!

The Hulk is mashing-up that guy pretty badly. WTF is he supposed to have done…?

ate the last rolo.

tracknicko – Member

how is that cyclist arrogant? people are so strange.

Exactly. I’ll bet if she was doing 26 mph in a 30 with me behind her she wouldn’t get out of my way.

Blimey. This country is full of bloody nutters.

The punching and kicking look a bit Hugh Grant/Colin Firth but at least the pointing and face was more Joey Barton. Not sure about the comparisons (if any) with Pippa M!!

knock the old fecker off his bike!!

nice. Some walkers were holding me up on a narrow road yesterday, I’m now wondering why I didn’t just knock them over.

Wonder what happened prior to the vid, >5mins holding them up takes some cheek or quite a lot of pent up aggression.

edit doh missed this bit
“Seems he may be a hunt supporter and the car behind is occupied by people trying to monitor the local hunt…” that’ll be why then

Point to be learnt here. If you’re assaulted by someone on the highway, ensure you get your call in to the police first. This is an all too common situation. Happened to me. I was hit from behind by a woman in a car and I tried to get her to stop and give insurance details and she refused. She rang the police the next morning I believe and said I was trying to assault her, she was scared and drove off. Just inside the 24hr reporting period. Meanwhile me and the police were watching the clock waiting until the bar passed to screw her for the accident and the driving off from the scene of an accident.

I thought she was going to deliver some Milk Tray.

Says it all about the Anti hunt mob really.

Violent thugs.

errm, except she wasn’t with the anti-hunt mob?

still, don’t let that worry you unduly.

She was the fox

errm, except she wasn’t with the anti-hunt mob?

still, don’t let that worry you unduly.

Erm..except that she was. Unless she wasn’t. Maybe she was a fox. Or a cat

My reading of it was she was just some Zumba random from a few cars back, caught in a long queue created by Jack Sugden because he wanted to stop the hunt monitors keeping up with the hunt.

There was an element of ‘not now, Cato’ about the whole thing.

My reading of it was she was just some Zumba random from a few cars back, caught in a long queue created by Jack Sugden because he wanted to stop the hunt monitors keeping up with the hunt.

this, although I have no idea what a Zumba is.

I thought Zumba was a type of dance but clearly she would be in the militant wing if it were.

I saw some open air Zumba being carried out in Saltaire Park once. I wouldn’t mess with any of them, that’s for sure.

Zumba [noun]: ZooMBA. definition
A superhero (usually female) summoned by motorists when their progress is impeded.

Says it all about the Anti hunt mob really.

Violent thugs.

Laughs

OH dear

I doubt many on here would defend either attacking folk or killing stuff for fun.

Says it all about the Anti hunt mob really.

Violent thugs.

Did you write that in Green ink to the Daily Telegraph letters page Colonal (rtd)? 😀

I dunno, I felt like thumping the bloke on the bike as well after watching the first half of that vid.

How can there be a hunt? Has it been re-legalised?

Davina McCall?

MSP – Member

How can there be a hunt? Has it been re-legalised?

Never been criminalised! Just redefined a bit.

A sad end to a once amicable relationship

I doubt many on here would defend either attacking folk or killing stuff for fun.

I will, killing stuff (animals(not cats, but I have had dog)) for fun that is. I love it. Well that is the fun of eating it that is, I won’t kill anything unless I’m going to eat it.
I thinking eating meat is the equivalent of killing stuff for fun, I mean you only eat it for pleasure right, you don’t actually need meat. Millions of vegans and veggies are proof that there is no need for meat to be eaten in the UK. Therefore animals are dying for the pleasure of the meat eater. Yum Yum.