Wasn’t going to bet, but had a quick look at the odds.
“oooh!” Thinks I, that’s really really good odds for a goal to be scored between 31-45mins. I’ll have a fiver on that….free money, as Binners would say. 13 mins left, bound to be a goal.
It was at this point I remembered I was timeshifted, as I had paused the game when I had gone to make some food. I’d put the bet on with 30 seconds to go. No wonder the odds were so good.
Ffs. Biggest game for Wales in years, and they are talking about England at half time.
Call me superstitious, but they can talk about England as much as they like if we continue to play like this.
The English players need something to entertain themselves with at half time because they’re watching this on TV because they’re at home having been knocked out and not in France with any chance of winning anything. Again.