Euro 2016 begins!

52% cockwomble

😀

This team would get battered by Italy, Belgium, Germany etc.

think they all got texts before the game on how much they’ve lost on their share portfolios, Dier has taken some serious downers to calm his nerves !

It’s a bit of a shock this, as it’s basically the same squad that did so brilliantly in the first game

Oh….. hang on a minute….

I’m loving this!

Turning on 5Live to hear Chris Waddle’s usual tournament meltdown.

Also get to hear Danny Mills saying we need leaders like they had in his day….y’know, when we won all those trophies.

Does anyone else think the sports headline writers are hoping the score line stays this way…

Crouch even seems to see the funny side of this.

Poor old Lee Dixon seems to think its important!!!

Lol, pretty sure i was flamed a couple of weeks ago for saying pro footballers were **** and cant even do the basics.

Glad to see England’s finest doing their best to prove me right.

Hart banging his forehead with his glove probably thinking ‘I’m such a **** doofus’.

Lol, pretty sure i was flamed a couple of weeks ago for saying pro footballers were **** and cant even do the basics.

With nonsensical statements like that, you still will get flamed.

So … 45 minutes of headless chicken from Raheem, hoofing hopeful long balls up front, and Rooney shooting wildly off target from 35 yards out? Oh… and that grand piano landing on Sturridge

Bongohoohaa – thd Mrs Binners bet was a fiver on Engerland going home

I may have had a cheeky bet on Iceland going through. I could cash out for a tenner now, or leave it and possibly win £50. Trying to decide if England can make a comeback.

Could do with the win, seeing as the Raheem hattrick is looking less and less likely.

So … 45 minutes of headless chicken from Raheem,

We can do a tally of how many times he tries the kick the ball and misses completely. Clearly the Iceland keeper hadn’t seen his finishing, or he would have let him go.

England are happy to allow the free movement of Icelandic people, it seems.

Bold substitutions by Woy to really change things then? 😆

I do love how we are getting pumped out of the EU, just so England could get pumped out by Iceland!

Good show old chaps! 😆

love that sound the icelandic fans make, very GoT!

Who wants it more 😉

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@Kimbers, lol

@bongo, clearly you haven’t been watching the game if that didn’t make sense to you.

Lol, pretty sure i was flamed a couple of weeks ago for saying pro footballers were **** and cant even do the basics.

So all pro footballers are shit and can’t do the basics?

Ok.

Those Iceland fans make a superb noise!

“haaaruu!”

Raheem off? My bets! They’re ruined!

He’d gone AWOL again anyway. Hoofing these optimistic long balls is going well. Pity Woy forgot Andy Carrol

One thing. I do hope if England go out, there isn’t any ugliness afterwards from boozed up fans.

Did Harry Kane come off as well?

I hope we go out tonight – the French would love to play us

Do we have any ideas about how to score?

It’s desperate stuff now. At the very least, let’s have the torture of penalty misses. The tournament wouldn’t be the same without it.

WTF was that free kick?

Wow…that free kick.

Holy ****.

We can’t actually play a decent pass in the last third. We are the second best team.

Kane free kick 😯

@bongo, pretty much looks that way.

Take first goal as an example.
Pundits on TV covered the long throw in detail before the game. Man at the front for flick on, 3 runners coming from edge of box.
You can bet the England management team also covered it in detail – several times.

And what happens in game? Totally untracked runner scores. Basics. Failed. Shit.

Why is our best striker playing out wide on the right?

This is complete toilet

You’ were missing a word, Andy.

You said all pro footballers are shit. Not all England pro footballers are shit.

Which they’re not, as their league form shows. Just something about putting on that England jersey….plus Woy I guess.

Just to check…we’re all cheering on Iceland now, right?

To be fair it’s great entertainment

Why is our best striker playing out wide on the right?

Because that’s what England managers do. They picks names first, formations second. They then try and cram the names into the chosen formation. Other, teams, rightfully, choose the best player for each position of a chosen formation.

Just to check…we’re all cheering on Iceland now, right?

I will be against the French, tonight I’m just sitting here quietly disappointed.

I’ll give England points for consistency. Every single aspect of their game, in every area of the pitch, is shit!

I could see Iceland getting another here