Euro 2016 begins!

bongohoohaa – go for Sterling for first goal and man of the match 😉

Crouch just mentioned England Algeria. The worst England performance I’ve ever seen . On a more positive note , nice to see the Spanish dynasty crumble and I am looking forward to a brace from Sterling and utterly crushing Iceland 🙂

bongohoohaa – go for Sterling for first goal and man of the match

A challenge, huh? 8)

This time next year, Rodney….

Raheem Sterling?? Hatrick?!?!

That’s a pound Mr Sky Bet will take off you happily.

COME ON RAHEEM! I BELIEVE!

Fun fact. If Iceland qualify today, Portugal, no-one’s second team, cost me £500.

So he gets the pen, but can’t take it?

Goddamit it.

Off & running! Here we go

Good penalty that – Roy is clearly either a genius or very lucky.

The Icelandic keeper didn’t get the memo that Sterling poses absolutely no threat. He was going nowhere except sideways.

Nicely taken btw from Rooney

LOL 1-1

Edit…lol

It’s all gone a bit Spursy there. Kyle Walker what were you doing?

Looks like only Dave Milliband can save my bets 🙂

& back to square one…

Oh…and now that shitting band ruining the Icelandic Haka.

lol…what a awesome goal!

Don’t mind us lads, you just pass it around for a bit then pop a weak shot it…

Honestly, I want England to get battered now.

😀 😀 😀

😆 ffs it’s happening here, just switched on after watching game of thrones!

Mon iceland! 😉

So far, so predictable

Utterly ridiculous.

Bye bye Roy.

thats not square one its minus 1

Only Raheem’s hatrick can save us now!

Lets hear englands excuses of how the players are tired etc..tbh they look a bit ponderous esp walker

Oh my God this is laughable, toe curlingly laughable. Do these guys get paid to play and if so why?

Remember, kids. Best league in the world.

Nah they’re just crap

Well this suddenly got very interesting!
Looked like it was a formality after 3 mins.
Woy looking worried.
Gylfi to get the next goal.

Well at least Wales are still in.

I am starting to think your betting tips were not the best, Binners.

Well the Icelanders are enjoying this.

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Think the only thing that has surprised me about England so far is that Daniel sturidge hasn’t been injured yet.

Good job we can play rugby

So what position is Kane playing tonight – he seems to be wide and taking set pieces again. So not a centre forward I assume? Or is this a cunning plan…..

Why is watching our football team underperform again so oddly amusing? 😉

#Fexit

Why is watching our football team underperform again so oddly amusing?

If you didn’t laugh, you’d cry.

Ali should be booked for diving there.

England look like a pub team.

Hoddle with more intriguing insight. It’s cos England ain’t used to facing long throws. That’s from the eighties apparently.

Bongohoohaa – even Mrs Binners considered that bet a step too far.

If I was going to bet on anything, it’d be Sturridge to be crushed by a falling grand piano

How long until the “Joe Hart will be disappointed with that” t-shirts go on sale

Let’s see that second Icelandic goal from a different angle….

Raheem is getting pelters. Bit harsh, as the whole team hasn’t really covered itself in glory.

Now this IS a Brexit!!!!

All jokes aside. England will turn it round in the second half.

Lalalllalalana for Sterling (RIP my bets)
Vardy for Kane
Wilshere for Ali

Scrape a draw. Then squeeze through on pens.

Maybe. I evidently know nothing about football.

Supporting Iceland; mainly because I went there in the winter and I thought the Icelandic people I met were awesome and we’ve (the English) have been a bunch of tools recently so deserve a slap. Sort of a national punishment pass for being 52% cockwomble.

It’s going well.

More of a twexit

There’s a bit in a Flashman book where he has to instruct an Indian prince on how to look like he is really trying to win a battle against the british while in fact losing it.
I think that’s what we are doing..run around,look really busy but whatever you do don’t have a shot on goal.

I wonder if I could bill Raheem for my expenses.