Boast 1
I was once sat at a table for a work thing in Newcastle eating free croissants when the guy next to me (ugly, wearing a tracksuit) leant over and introduced himself “elluu aaarm Peeeedaa Beeeeardsley!” I didn’t have a clue who he was up until that point, I was not much better informed afterwards. Seemed like a nice chap from what I could understand.
Boast 2
See that stadium they’re currently playing in. I designed that.
We’d seen around thirty goals after the first nine games of the World Cup. We’re not even quite at 2 per game yet (excuse my counting if incorrect) unless we see another one tonight.